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re: Taylor Swift’s new album features a song about Travis Kelce’s penis called “Wood”

Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:32 am to
Posted by loogaroo
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Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:32 am to
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She doesn’t owe anyone to perpetually market to a younger demographic. She’s allowed to be an adult and have adult content if she so chooses.


Yep. She can crush those little girl’s hearts and be as trashy as she wants to be. But hey, if the 35-45 year old wine moms love it, who are we to judge.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:36 am to
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But she doesn’t. She markets to younger audiences.
based on what?
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:37 am to
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Yep. She can crush those little girl’s hearts and be as trashy as she wants to be. But hey, if the 35-45 year old wine moms love it, who are we to judge.




Again, this isn’t like some radical overnight change. Her last couple of albums have had more adult content on them. She herself is 35 years old.

If your little girl’s dreams are crushed by this album you probably should have been paying more attention to the content your “little girl” was tuning into.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:39 am to
I dont think a 5 year old is her target audience.
Most of get fans are 20s and 30s now they grew up with her.

Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
9064 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:41 am to
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Pretty cringe worthy lyrics for a 35 YO woman.


She is trying to be edgy like Sabrina Carpenter and it comes off as weird from her
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
39214 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:50 am to
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Again, this isn’t like some radical overnight change. Her last couple of albums have had more adult content on them. She herself is 35 years old.


I was being sarcastic. Yall really sweat this girl. Most of us DGAF.
This post was edited on 10/4/25 at 11:51 am
Posted by TigerGman
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Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 10/4/25 at 11:57 am to
Shaking my damn head at grown men obsessing over this shite like teeny boppers and their Mid life crisis Suburban moms.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
32916 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:05 pm to
sheh has said before he's hung like a mule. Doesn't surprise me
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
39214 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:06 pm to
Father daughter dances will never be the same.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
90132 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:07 pm to
The slut has seen a ton of dicks.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
293481 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:08 pm to
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, if the 35-45 year old wine moms love it, who are we to judge.


Suspended adolescence.

I feel the same about 60 year olds into KISS.

Posted by dalefla
Central FL
Member since Jul 2024
3077 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:16 pm to
Is this the original version or " Taylor's version"?
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
34624 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:22 pm to
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Pretty cringe worthy lyrics for a 35 YO woman.


And trashy girl-boss moms maxing out their Discover cards to take their young daughters to see/hear this tasteless garbage.
Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
39214 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:22 pm to
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I feel the same about 60 year olds into KISS.


Funny you mentioned that. I know a dude that fits that description. He’s actually pretty cool.
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6494 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:23 pm to
Hope he brings the wood Monday night. I need the fantasy points.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
72773 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:28 pm to
imagine getting offended by people being critical of pop lyrics. grow a pair.
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
39792 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:29 pm to
Better than the song my wife wrote about my penis titled “it’s alright I guess”
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
3862 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:33 pm to
In related news Travis Kelce composed a football theme related song about Taylor Swift's vagina. It's called "I'm Open!".
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
768 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:38 pm to
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I feel the same about 60 year olds into KISS.


The band is still performing, and the founding members are way older than 60.
Posted by TulsaSooner78
Member since Aug 2025
768 posts
Posted on 10/4/25 at 12:40 pm to
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Better than the song my wife wrote about my penis titled “it’s alright I guess”


You win the internet today, at least in my mind.

That was funny as hell.
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