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re: Taylor Swift is off the market

Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:14 pm to
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
131731 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:14 pm to
Well she's fabulously wealthy and reasonably attractive. Id impregnate the frick out of her
This post was edited on 5/17/17 at 7:15 pm
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
99683 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:14 pm to
Feel sorry for this dude. She must have stalagmites growing after Calvin Harris

Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151557 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:17 pm to
I'd let her peg me too....

How else you think that nerd scored her?



Also she is starting to get a good distance of dick ran through her..... I know my boy Tino don't like hearing that, because he likes the pure wind driven snow Tay Tay but I think we can finally go ahead and fetch that that bucket of snow has been pissed in.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
151044 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:18 pm to
Well yea fo sho. I'd put a baby in her to live off child support
This post was edited on 5/17/17 at 7:19 pm
Posted by Goalman34
Ruston, LA
Member since Sep 2013
512 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:19 pm to
That dude is extremely beta
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:25 pm to
You know how much I care about Taylor Swift's personal life?
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26332 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:29 pm to
Landing a good looking, world famous, and filthy rich chick when nobody else even knows who you are doesn't sound too beta to me. I'd give her my baby batter to let her write a few songs about me
Posted by LuckyTiger
Top 1% On Onlyfans
Member since Dec 2008
52961 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:32 pm to
Her music sucks now and she seems a bit full of herself.

I would still love to lick her butthole though.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47710 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:33 pm to
quote:

You know how much I care about Taylor Swift's personal life?


Enough to find a message board, sign up for it in 2009, and wait for any and all threads about her to comment in?

What do I win?
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:42 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151557 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:52 pm to
quote:

would still love to lick her butthole though.
if go in to serious debt, By paying so much money to try and taste what she had for lunch by tongue punching her balloon knot
This post was edited on 5/17/17 at 8:12 pm
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77703 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

if go in serious dabt, I've pay


Seriously, have just ONE or TWO more then drive around a while.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 7:56 pm to
Lol at anybody that thinks she actually writes all those shitty fricking songs she sings.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:03 pm to
the mom is still available

easier way to the $$$
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78024 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:08 pm to
Scruffy can only imagine how vain and conceited that chick is.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117171 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:10 pm to
I'd let her write a vengeance song about me
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:11 pm to
She tried to hook up with Michael J Fox son, and he talked his son out of dating her. Told him you don't need the trouble. It won't end well.

Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23377 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

She's a lesbian. That guy is cover.



You're getting downvoted but it's probably the truth. She's a manhater.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30763 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:21 pm to
I think she has serious Daddy issues, which is why every relationship ends bad, and at times it looks like she looks for a guy just to shite on him later.


Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 5/17/17 at 8:26 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/17/17 at 8:27 pm
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