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re: Surgeons save constipated man's life by removing nearly 30 lbs of feces (NSFW)

Posted on 6/12/17 at 8:37 pm to
Posted by jlc05
Member since Nov 2005
33266 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 8:37 pm to
Guess he didn't try the live eel treatment
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117954 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 8:39 pm to
30 lbs. How TF? That dude had poo poo the weight of a toddler.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
37029 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 9:01 pm to
How did he not get septic or toxic and die before now?
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
64570 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 9:09 pm to
And women say child birth is rough, damn.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
16068 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 9:34 pm to
Well he had a section.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14570 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:00 pm to
Poor guy will have a colostomy bag for the rest of his life.
Posted by buford4LSU
Thibodaux, LA
Member since Jan 2008
2488 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:02 pm to
Guess there are no Burger Kings in China. Eat one whopper and that shite would have been out of there
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
79593 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:08 pm to
Poopsockin world champion.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40771 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:16 pm to
quote:

Two and a half POUNDS?


I'll weigh myself before and after in the morning and let you know.
Posted by DeltaDoc
The Delta
Member since Jan 2008
16150 posts
Posted on 6/12/17 at 10:27 pm to
Scroll down to "A Gentlemen's Coup De Grace": The Foggy Monocle Blog

An excerpt:

quote:

I take a massive, PAINFUL, PAINFUL shite, all over her parents comforter. No, you aren’t understanding. I mean large. Huge. IMMENSE. Take your largest shite and multiple it by forty-two and you’ll have an idea of what flew out of me. And gents, when I say flew, I don’t mean “I pooped.” I mean “projectile”. I mean “hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand”. And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23792 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 7:32 am to
quote:

Poor guy will have a colostomy bag for the rest of his life.


Better this than 30lbs of poop in his arse
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22005 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 7:59 am to
He must have let out the ultimate "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that felt good!" The relief he felt coming out of that must have been euphoric.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40771 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 8:23 am to
Weighing in at 242 pregame.

I'll check back with the final results.
Posted by TIGER2
Mandeville.La
Member since Jan 2006
10504 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 9:07 am to
I like the way they are posing with it like its a big fish.
Outdoor Board.
Posted by DonChowder
Sonoma County
Member since Dec 2012
9249 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 9:56 am to
quote:


Does anyone know what an average healthy dump weighs?


I had a toolpusher I worked with that did a before and after "weigh in". 0.8 lbs. Disgusting.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
175826 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 9:58 am to
quote:

legitimately know this fat rich bitch that was "impacted" in her mid 20's




Cocaine?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
71666 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 10:15 am to
he not fat, he just bloated
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 10:28 am to
Posted by LSUTigerSport
Member since Sep 2013
165 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:07 am to
dualed, I really wish you would take down your avatar of my girlfriend.

Seriously, Anllela Sagrais one incredibly fine girl. You might of missed this post from a few weeks ago by me.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
20938 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 11:53 am to
quote:

China gonna China


Not just China...Kim Jong Un claims that he never defecates.

Kim Jong Un does not poo
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