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Superman will be bisexual
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:14 pm
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:14 pm
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[img]The new Superman will soon be in a romantic relationship with a same-sex partner, DC Comics announced Monday. Jonathan Kent, the son of Clark Kent and Lois Lane, will be involved with a male friend in his new series "Superman: Son of Kal-El", The New York Times reported. "I've always said everyone needs heroes and everyone deserves to see themselves in their heroes and I'm very grateful DC and Warner Bros. share this idea," writer Tom Taylor said in DC's statement. "Superman's symbol has always stood for hope, for truth and for justice. Today, that symbol represents something more. Today, more people can see themselves in the most powerful superhero in comics." The 2021 superhero has already proven he's a different Superman from his father. Jon Kent has fought wildfires brought on by climate change, interfered in a high school shooting, and protested refugee deportation, according to The Times.[/img]
[img]The new Superman will soon be in a romantic relationship with a same-sex partner, DC Comics announced Monday. Jonathan Kent, the son of Clark Kent and Lois Lane, will be involved with a male friend in his new series "Superman: Son of Kal-El", The New York Times reported. "I've always said everyone needs heroes and everyone deserves to see themselves in their heroes and I'm very grateful DC and Warner Bros. share this idea," writer Tom Taylor said in DC's statement. "Superman's symbol has always stood for hope, for truth and for justice. Today, that symbol represents something more. Today, more people can see themselves in the most powerful superhero in comics." The 2021 superhero has already proven he's a different Superman from his father. Jon Kent has fought wildfires brought on by climate change, interfered in a high school shooting, and protested refugee deportation, according to The Times.[/img]
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Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:16 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:17 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:17 pm to Byrdybyrd05
So brave
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:18 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Any dude dressed like this:
is AT LEAST 50% gay.
is AT LEAST 50% gay.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:18 pm to Byrdybyrd05
And when sales slump - because your average comic reader wants nothing to do with this shite - they will blame... the average comic reader.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:19 pm to East Coast Band
These are the only gay superheroes that I know of
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:19 pm to Byrdybyrd05
So brave!!!
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:20 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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Superman's son will be bisexual
Fify. Nice try at the sensational headline bro
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:21 pm to Byrdybyrd05
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Today, more people can see themselves in the most powerful superhero in comics
No. You added all the homosexual males and subtracted the heterosexual ones. That means less people can see themselves in Superman.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:22 pm to Earnest_P
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You added all the homosexual males and subtracted the heterosexual ones.
Hyperbole much?
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:22 pm to Byrdybyrd05
They’re going to have to cover this in Mallrats 2
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Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
T.S.: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.
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Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?
T.S.: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:22 pm to Byrdybyrd05
There’s never been a rational reason to publish the sexual preferences of fictional characters created for children.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:23 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Yes, this is dumb AF. But what's more of a head scratcher is that people forget that it's awkward nerds that write and buy these comics.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:24 pm to Black n Gold
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But what's more of a head scratcher is that people forget that it's awkward nerds that write and buy these comics.
The awkward nerds buying comics these days are gay anyway.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:24 pm to TheHarahanian
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There’s never been a rational reason to publish the sexual preferences of fictional characters created for children.
So no more straight couples or marriages?
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:26 pm to Black n Gold
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people forget that it's awkward nerds that write and buy these comics
You're missing the point. These are all things which move the culture, and all politics is downstream from culture. While most people have been sitting around not concerned with this sort of stuff, it's completely taken over most entertainment and we are rapidly seeing the results of this everywhere. It's why regular people are suddenly looking up and saying, "Wait...what's happening?"
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:26 pm to Centinel
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But what's more of a head scratcher is that people forget that it's awkward nerds that write and buy these comics.
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The awkward nerds buying comics these days are gay anyway.
I would guess that most male consumers of comics are gay, dating back to decades.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:28 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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There’s never been a rational reason to publish the sexual preferences of fictional characters created for children.
So no more straight couples or marriages?
All characters must be asexual incels!
Posted on 10/11/21 at 1:28 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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So no more straight couples or marriages?
They’re comic books.
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