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re: Stupidest thing you have ever done. I will start.

Posted on 3/1/24 at 12:17 pm to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90627 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 12:17 pm to
quote:

Stupidest thing you have ever done


I have so many options I dunno where to start
Posted by lockthevaught
Member since Jan 2013
2358 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 12:21 pm to
Stupidest thing I ever did was steal cigarettes from the old man in the uniform shop in boot camp for the US Coast Guard back in 2012.

He had them sitting on a table while they were issuing our uniforms. I grabbed a couple while nobody was looking, kept them hidden, and smoked them while I was on laundry duty behind the laundry building on the base. Smoked them as fast as I could and then went and jumped in formation with the rest of my company.

Its a miracle I didnt get caught. I was so fricking nervous and I could have gotten punished severely had I got caught. I had been in boot camp for a long time and just did it impulsively because I had no rights for so long...and wanted to do something I wasnt supposed to do for the thrill of it.
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 12:23 pm
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20389 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 12:31 pm to
Timely thread.

I'd like to announce that my book, Stupid shite I've Done will be available in a fine bookstore near you beginning March 15. I'm already working on a sequel, called Dumb shite I've Done, which will be out in summer 2025.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
8144 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 12:34 pm to
That time I put the pussy on a pedestal
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
12505 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 1:28 pm to
Married my ex-wife.
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34516 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 1:43 pm to
I'm gonna need a few stupidest things I've ever done. If I had just one, I'd be pretty happy.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59522 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

Not a last name. She was named after her grandmother, who her grandfather named his multi million company after.

Sanderson
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103085 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 2:01 pm to
PEPPERIDGE
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59522 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

Stepped over a PTO shaft between a tractor and grain auger.

Had a panic attack just reading that.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30114 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 2:27 pm to
Primos
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4137 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

look her up at ur own peril
don’t threaten me with a good time
Posted by Gus007
TN
Member since Jul 2018
11983 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 2:46 pm to
Selling 30 acres of land in Mississippi, for the price I had paid for it, after I had been away for twenty years.
I later checked a map and there was a HWY cloverleaf there.
Posted by btrcj
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2019
625 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 3:00 pm to
Probably not the stupidest but at about 6 or 7 years old. Had a motor out of a slot car. Playing with a AA battery. Man that thing spun fast.
Looked at the wall socket and thought, I bet it would REALLY spin if I put the wires in there!
It didn't.
That is when I discovered the difference between AC and DC.
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9349 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

Yes he was watching over you. That happened to a gentleman south of Clinton a few years back. It didn’t end the same way .



I was definitely Blessed that day and I'm forever thankful.

quote:

Had a panic attack just reading that.



I get chills every time I think about it.
This post was edited on 3/1/24 at 3:14 pm
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14981 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 4:49 pm to
Smoking Carolina Reaper in a bong
Posted by rexorotten
Missouri
Member since Oct 2013
3911 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 9:57 pm to
quote:

Married my ex-wife.


You didn't learn the first time?
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49343 posts
Posted on 3/1/24 at 10:41 pm to
Stuck my thumb in a broad's arse.

After she had eaten Chinese.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18770 posts
Posted on 3/2/24 at 4:20 pm to
quote:

I caught an ameiva lizard in Puerto Rico and smuggled it


So what happened with the lizard after you got it home?
Posted by Kingshakabooboo
Member since Nov 2012
680 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 2:47 am to
quote:

What's the rest of the story? How did you get it home with the folded hitch?


Got with one of the park rangers. He brought two floor jacks and some wood blocks. We were able to get it jacked up high enough to get it back on truck hitch. Removed the entire jack lift since it was bent and wouldn’t retract. Just left it hooked to truck during our entire stay of 3 days. Wasn’t very level but we made do. On way home stopped by an RV dealer in Little Rock and bought a new power jack. Replaced it at the house before removing it from truck.
Fun stuff. Guarantee I never forget to chick some wheels again. Sickening felling watching a brand new $35000 camper hitting the ground. Learned a few things the hard way those first few camping trips.
Posted by kaleidoscoping
Member since Feb 2021
304 posts
Posted on 3/3/24 at 3:34 am to
Started drinking and using tobacco
This post was edited on 3/4/24 at 5:53 am
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