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Story time with Uncle Net
Posted on 11/4/16 at 12:22 pm
Posted on 11/4/16 at 12:22 pm
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University .
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
Also, elephants can STTDB
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.
Also, elephants can STTDB
Posted on 11/4/16 at 12:25 pm to BRgetthenet
Acid is a helluva drug, man
Posted on 11/4/16 at 12:28 pm to TechDawg2007
Are you sure Peter didn't graduate from Bama Nate ?
Posted on 11/4/16 at 12:46 pm to BRgetthenet
TL;DR
Don't do drugs kids.
Don't do drugs kids.
Posted on 11/4/16 at 12:49 pm to BRgetthenet
I love that story.
Hey BRGetthenet...you gonna be on campus tomorrow?
Want to have a beer?
Hey BRGetthenet...you gonna be on campus tomorrow?
Want to have a beer?
Posted on 11/4/16 at 12:50 pm to BRgetthenet
That one gets funnier everything I read it.
See y'all tomorrow. Saban can STTDB
See y'all tomorrow. Saban can STTDB
Posted on 11/4/16 at 12:50 pm to fr33manator
quote:If he's bringing evil little thing, Ill buy em both some beer
Hey BRGetthenet...you gonna be on campus tomorrow?
Posted on 11/4/16 at 12:52 pm to Count Chocula
I'll have a Bloody Mary station set up in the morning
Posted on 11/4/16 at 12:54 pm to BRgetthenet
Last time I heard this story the guy had just graduated from Germany
Posted on 11/4/16 at 12:58 pm to BRgetthenet
Net, I'm counting on you for another classy thread. It's bama weekend and our fan base needs to be on its best behavior.
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