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re: Stomach Flu Question
Posted on 5/8/18 at 1:18 pm to Rhino5
Posted on 5/8/18 at 1:18 pm to Rhino5
I’ve only kinda thrown up once.
It’s mostly fever and beyond terrible diarrhea upt to 3-4 times an hour.
My arse is about to fall off.
It’s like something is tricking my body to produce too much shite water and I’m filled to the brim. I turned over on my side just now and I could feel it all sloshing around my stomach.
Idk.
It’s mostly fever and beyond terrible diarrhea upt to 3-4 times an hour.
My arse is about to fall off.
It’s like something is tricking my body to produce too much shite water and I’m filled to the brim. I turned over on my side just now and I could feel it all sloshing around my stomach.
Idk.
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Posted on 5/8/18 at 1:21 pm to athenslife101
Get some Pedialyte. Not even joking that stuff is awesome for stomach flu.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 1:26 pm to athenslife101
Drink Pedialyte, not Gatorade/Powerade.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 1:28 pm to athenslife101
go get a baking pan, pour an inch of baby powder in the pan. Proceed to sit on the pan after every poo.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 1:31 pm to athenslife101
If vomiting? Zofran. Eat ice chips only.
If poo poo? Drink as much as tolerable. Take Imodium as it seems you have shite for several hours. Never take Imodium immediately. That shite needs to get out. Literally. I’d say a good day of shitting is enough to purge most of the nastiness.
If poo poo? Drink as much as tolerable. Take Imodium as it seems you have shite for several hours. Never take Imodium immediately. That shite needs to get out. Literally. I’d say a good day of shitting is enough to purge most of the nastiness.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 1:33 pm to athenslife101
Drink what you can keep down and just let it run it’s course. It’s really about all you can do. It sucks so bad
Posted on 5/8/18 at 1:34 pm to athenslife101
Posted on 5/8/18 at 1:35 pm to athenslife101
Sorry you can’t handle your liquor bro
Posted on 5/8/18 at 3:41 pm to Chad504boy
Just went to clinic. They said I am severely dehydrated and if I don’t get hydrated within 6 hours, I need to go to ER
Posted on 5/8/18 at 3:46 pm to athenslife101
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Just went to clinic. They said I am severely dehydrated and if I don’t get hydrated within 6 hours, I need to go to ER
Did they attempt to help you hydrate?
Posted on 5/8/18 at 3:49 pm to LSUfan20005
Nope. It was a very small clinic.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 3:53 pm to athenslife101
If your butt is burning from all that diarrhea, try sending your wife/girlfriend/roommate out for wet wipes. Source: recently had a colonoscopy and my arse was on FIRE. My fantastic, amazing friend brought me wet wipes and that improved my life x1000. Then once the diarrhea is over get some boudreaux's
Posted on 5/8/18 at 4:11 pm to Jim Rockford
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My life threatening bout with E. Coli
IWHI
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Maggie Menditto, based in Brooklyn, N.Y., is the executive administrator of the Foundation for social justice.
Oh hell naw. frick that bitch.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 4:14 pm to athenslife101
I am dead serious. If you can, go to the store and buy pedialyte and yogurt. Pedialyte will help you with the dehydration and the yogurt, that helps place the good bacteria that you lose when you have the stomach flu. It will help you feel better quicker.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 4:19 pm to athenslife101
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First time ever I have stomach flu and I am miserable.
How old are you? 3?
Posted on 5/8/18 at 4:31 pm to athenslife101
Stomach flu spreads via the "fecal-oral route," which is just as gross as it sounds. Basically, viruses from infected feces or vomit find their way into your mouth.
Sage advice: Don't touch anyone's sphincter with your lips.
Sage advice: Don't touch anyone's sphincter with your lips.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 4:36 pm to athenslife101
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This post was edited on 5/8/18 at 4:37 pm
Posted on 5/8/18 at 5:03 pm to athenslife101
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Just went to clinic. They said I am severely dehydrated and if I don’t get hydrated within 6 hours, I need to go to ER
Uh, are you sure it's stomach bug? Yes it dehydrates you but you shouldn't be feverish, pissing out your arse, and vomiting for 36 hours. And within a few hours of an emergency room visit. I've had norovirus and was drinking water after 6 hours.
This post was edited on 5/8/18 at 5:05 pm
Posted on 5/8/18 at 5:05 pm to athenslife101
There is some Montezuma's revenge rolling around right now
I've been slowly pissing a stream of dirty brown shite water out of my anus for 45 minutes now.
I've been slowly pissing a stream of dirty brown shite water out of my anus for 45 minutes now.
Posted on 5/8/18 at 5:06 pm to Kentucker
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Sage advice: Don't touch anyone's sphincter with your lips.
That's no way to please a woman.
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