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re: Star Jelly, Aliens or Ghost?

Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:43 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:43 pm to
You want to know the really funny thing?




Tell you what, I’ll tell you tomorrow and it will be even funnier
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 9:05 pm to

You are one of my favorite baws on this dump.. Convince me.
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 9:14 pm to
I raised 5 kids baw I know what that diaper jelly looks like. If OP was trolling then frick him. Star Jelly does not look like his picture.. I might have been drunkenly white knighting for a douche.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124567 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 9:16 pm to
Well then you know it looks exactly like the inside of a diaper filling, agreed?

I’m not against you baw
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
7667 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 9:20 pm to
Yeah, looks like desiccant.

I suspect someone flushed a diaper down a toilet on a plane.
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 9:22 pm to


Yep, my bad.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124567 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 9:27 pm to
no hard feelings baw
Posted by geauxfortwo
Livin the dream
Member since Jan 2018
1915 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

Sometimes they will grasp the diapers in their talons



Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22187 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

Well then you know it looks exactly like the inside of a diaper


So that dude was playing with diaper filling? Nasty
Posted by OldNo.7
Fort Worth
Member since Sep 2012
1387 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 9:47 pm to
Posted by Sev09
Nantucket
Member since Feb 2011
15570 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 9:53 pm to
That’s a lot of gel for a diaper (hard to tell the scale though)

I’ve received cold packages with cooled gel for shipping. Could be a busted gel cooling bag.
Posted by thenza
Member since Sep 2013
804 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 10:29 pm to
That’s my thought. It’s about a foot in diameter. I agree it looks like desiccant. But if it came from a diaper, it was a huge diaper.

No, I’m not trolling.

Another theory from a friend is that it’s a fast growing type of fungus that can appear in certain conditions and has the ability to grow at an incredible rate and disappear just as fast. Forget what he called it.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124567 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 6:42 am to
quote:

But if it came from a diaper, it was a huge diaper.



Maybe an adult diaper.

Perhaps two birds grasped it, by the husks.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11117 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 7:52 am to
Aliens marking you for later... sorry bout the probing, baw
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35560 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 7:59 am to
quote:

That’s a lot of gel for a diaper
You have obviously never accidentally washed a spare diaper from your child’s overnight bag before. After a weekend trip, I had the misfortune to miss a spare diaper that had fallen out of its zippy pouch and was sandwiched between her clothes, which all went into the washing machine. It was truly disastrous. I kept wondering how all of this gel came out of a single diaper.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
16109 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:10 am to
maybe these?

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124567 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 8:43 am to
Hmmmm...were there any large birds seen around the White House lately?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124567 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 1:01 pm to
And now, as promised, I’ll tell you the really funny thing.



That whole spiel about the birds eating out of dirty diapers and carrying them away?


I made it up, every bit of it. I’ve not a smidgen of evidence that it’s even remotely possible.

But the point is if you have a bullshite story that is even the least bit plausible and tell it with confidence and panache, people will believe you.

The truth doesn’t matter, only the story.
This post was edited on 5/11/21 at 1:03 pm
Posted by Lokistale
Member since Aug 2013
1200 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 1:13 pm to
probably from an busted ice pack that may have stuck to a tire... modern ice pack are usually not composed of frozen water but something like sodium polyacrylate polymer powder, it can absorb 100x its size in water and dries into a powder for easier transport.
Posted by loopback
Member since Jul 2011
4886 posts
Posted on 5/11/21 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

made it up, every bit of it. I’ve not a smidgen of evidence that it’s even remotely possible.


Damn you I was totally about to text my dad and ask him if he had ever heard some shite like this. It did sound plausible. Certainly more than sky trees, cloud rocks, and space station algae growing in the absence of oxygen.
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