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Star Jelly, Aliens or Ghost?

Posted on 5/10/21 at 7:36 pm
Posted by thenza
Member since Sep 2013
800 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 7:36 pm
Came home today to find what looks like a pile of crushed ice in my yard. I kicked it and it’s actually small, gelatinous “cubes.” Anyone ever see anything like this before?

Google tells me it either fell from space or my house is built on an old Indian burial ground. (Ectoplasm)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_jelly


This post was edited on 5/10/21 at 7:49 pm
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32654 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 7:38 pm to
The ole jizz cube in the yard prank
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93704 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 7:39 pm to
I'm pretty sure they had that stuff in an episode of Project Blue Book on History channel.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124314 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 7:39 pm to
It’s the inside of a diaper
This post was edited on 5/10/21 at 7:40 pm
Posted by thenza
Member since Sep 2013
800 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 7:42 pm to
If so,
1. My wife has some serious explaining to do, or

2. My 13 year old son is such a disappointment, or

3. Someone drove up my driveway to empty the contents of a diaper out close to my house, in the woods, during the middle of the day.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12726 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 7:42 pm to
Do you even graupel baw?
Posted by thenza
Member since Sep 2013
800 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 7:44 pm to
This isn’t snow. It’s room temperature, little jelly cubes.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54340 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

Also, no idea how to post pictures from my phone.


The same way as from a computer. Take pic > Image hosting site > upload > click img here > copy/paste link > profit and/or be ridiculed
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 5/10/21 at 7:45 pm to
Maybe it was Star Jones
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 7:46 pm to
Take photos etc. Scoop some in a ziplock bag then in fridge, then put some in another bag and hide it. Let it be known you have it and want to analyzed on Facebook

If it’s something weird some guys will show up this week to test it then you will never see it or hear from them again.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124314 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 7:46 pm to
Actually, the reason is even weirder than that.

Landfills, sides of the road, etc, are filled with old diapers, they soak up moisture and gross as it is, are alluring for some larger birds, especially carrion feeders.

The will rip them open and feast on the insides, especially when other bugs have begun to breed in them. Sometimes they will grasp the diapers in their talons, or they will get caught on their bodies.

When they fly away the diaper will split open and the gelatinous insides will fall to earth
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

When they fly away the diaper will split open and the gelatinous insides will fall to earth


Horse shite. Buzzards don't "fly away" with carrion. It is an algae that manages to propagate in our upper atmosphere when conditions are right. Very short lived.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124314 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

It is an algae that manages to propagate in our upper atmosphere when conditions are right.



Oh sure...the algae grows in the sky, right next to the flying rocks and the cloud trees.


No sir, this is just some Old fashioned sky diaper pie
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:05 pm to
Nope
Posted by thenza
Member since Sep 2013
800 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:06 pm to
So we’re ruling out my ectoplasm theory?
Posted by Johnny Carson
Member since Jul 2010
1012 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:06 pm to
Pretty sure that demon semen, watch out for your cornhole bud.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124314 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

So we’re ruling out my ectoplasm theory?


Ectoplasm has a pinkish or greenish blue hue, or a opalescent sheen.

But it’s not in chunks.

Nope, you clearly had sky diapers overhead.
This post was edited on 5/10/21 at 8:11 pm
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:11 pm to
Not necessarily, but Free needs to Google sea algae growing on the International Space Station windows and the kiss my arse.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124314 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:15 pm to
So now your theory is that it’s from space, and somehow avoided burning up on reentry?


My baw...don’t deny the sky diaper pie.

It’s clearly diaper innards
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 5/10/21 at 8:28 pm to
Well I was wrong sir.. It was actually plankton living out in space on the space station windshield.... IN THE VACUUM OF SPACE.. Surely nothing else could land on Earth (((Pan Spermia Theory))) and be weird looking. I apologize.
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