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Squatters..if they happen to any TD O-T baws..what would happen?

Posted on 3/19/24 at 7:43 pm
Posted by DeepShot
Member since Feb 2024
38 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 7:43 pm
I just cant wrap my head around what is goin on in the Northern states. I just think some people on this site would man up and “take out the trash”.
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5547 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 7:43 pm to
Everyone one on the OT would literally kill them with their bare hands and get away with it.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123953 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 7:44 pm to
We'd sound the horn, rally the troops, and form a posse.










And I'd probably write a ballad about it...
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18346 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 7:45 pm to
I would go inside and remove all of their belongings. If they’re women or beta boys, I’m grabbing them by the arm and escorting them out of the house. Then I’m securing the doors so they can’t return.

If the police want to take me away in handcuffs because I removed trespassers from my property, then so be it. We’ll let society figure out how to proceed.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21831 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 7:45 pm to
I've dealt with it before- threw all their shite in a nearby dumpster and changed the locks.

Your typical squatter is not going to be able to afford an attorney.
Posted by Klondikekajun
Member since Jun 2020
1282 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 7:48 pm to
Hire a few HellsAngels to squat along side them.....
Posted by HerkFlyer
Auburn, AL
Member since Jan 2018
2995 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 7:51 pm to
If it gets to that point… pay four or five homeless baws $500 to beat them senseless and drag them out.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
9166 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 7:52 pm to
I’m taking the front door off the hinges if someone ever tries it on my rental property.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11269 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 7:55 pm to
I would pee on them standing up.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18897 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 7:57 pm to
I have a place sitting empty out of town that I check on every six weeks or so. I have thought about this ever since the news stories started. I am going in the house with a shotgun right then and the people are leaving. Then any stuff they have is going to the curb. Not waiting around on police or lawyers. It's my house and nothing is changing that. They are burglars, not "squatters".
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 7:58 pm to
Arson
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25576 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:00 pm to
quote:

Hire a few HellsAngels to squat along side them.....


With my luck I would end up with an Altamont situation where they killed the neighbors.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
16539 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:01 pm to
Probably start throwing snakes in there
Posted by jfw3535
South of Bunkie
Member since Mar 2008
4646 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:06 pm to
Baseball bat to the skull usually does the trick.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Member since Nov 2023
3065 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

Probably start throwing snakes in there



How long does a house stay tented when they fumigate it for drywood termites?

"Yes, Mr. Orkin, but it's a preemptive strike. Don't want those nasty little termites eating my house. You can come out tomorrow? Works for me."
Posted by cadillacattack
the ATL
Member since May 2020
4331 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:10 pm to
Those squatters better enjoy living with snakes …..
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
16995 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:12 pm to
I would buy a couple of pit bulls and then turn them loose inside the house.
Posted by TigerBR1111
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
6555 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:15 pm to
I would mistake their heads for toilets while they slept.
They would regret the day they ever met me
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15476 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:18 pm to
Tell the sheriff that they are cooking meth. They will be out by nightfall.
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51500 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 8:21 pm to
quote:

just cant wrap my head around what is goin on in the Northern states


Atlanta is actually just as bad as any city in the country
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