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re: Spouse conversing with pets.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 9:23 am to Cheese Grits
Posted on 9/20/23 at 9:23 am to Cheese Grits
Posted on 9/20/23 at 9:36 am to GeauxxxTigers23
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No you don’t. You talk to your dog and he wags his tale just because he’s getting attention. He has no idea what the hell you’re saying.
That is false. My dog understands what I am saying or asking and she responds by her actions. If I ask if she needs to go to the bathroom, she will run to the back door if she does. If I ask her if she wants to go for a ride, she will run to the garage door. If my wife asks here if she wants to go check the mail, she will go to the front door. If she is getting into something and I want her to stop, I say no, and she stops.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 9:37 am to KCSilverTiger
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I've never once seen our dogs turn down any opportunity to go out.
Not so fast...My dog prefers to stand in the open door and look outside. But looking out a closed door just isn't the same.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:14 am to LaLadyinTx
My dog knows the difference between when I get home vs when my wife gets home.
He sleeps upstairs in my daughters bed all day when no one is home.
If I get home first and pull up, lock my truck he won’t move. Couldn’t care less.
As soon as my wife pulls up and locks her car that dude is flying down the stairs before she gets in the door.
Then 10 minutes later he’s begging me for a treat and to go for a walk.
He sleeps upstairs in my daughters bed all day when no one is home.
If I get home first and pull up, lock my truck he won’t move. Couldn’t care less.
As soon as my wife pulls up and locks her car that dude is flying down the stairs before she gets in the door.
Then 10 minutes later he’s begging me for a treat and to go for a walk.

This post was edited on 9/20/23 at 10:15 am
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:15 am to Hoodie
The dog is the only one who actually listens to what I say.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:30 am to Hoodie
Maybe your wife talks to her pussy because it’s lonely and unfulfilled
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:34 am to Hoodie
your wife may be nicer to you - if you were nicer to her pets.



Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:42 am to LaLadyinTx
quote:No shite, could you imagine having a pet that you just put down food & water every day but otherwise have nothing to do with?
You are the weirdo that doesn't talk to your pets. Why have them if they aren't companions?
And if you do throw a ball just throw it and never say anything. Weird.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:44 am to Hoodie
I talk to my dogs all the time.
It's funny how quick they figure you out. If I crush a beer can they'll both get up and walk to the door even if I haven't gotten up. They know I'm about to head to the shed for another beer.
It's funny how quick they figure you out. If I crush a beer can they'll both get up and walk to the door even if I haven't gotten up. They know I'm about to head to the shed for another beer.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:54 am to Hoodie
I don't mind people taking to their pets. They probably understand some of it.
It's when people talk for them that's the problem with me. It's weird
It's when people talk for them that's the problem with me. It's weird

Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:55 am to Loup
quote:Better yet, teach them to fetch you that beer.
If I crush a beer can they'll both get up and walk to the door even if I haven't gotten up. They know I'm about to head to the shed for another beer.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:57 am to Tigers4Lyfe
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Better yet, teach them to fetch you that beer.
My old dog would do it but he'd also go through the fridge if you left his rag tied to the door when you left. Was a PITA.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:58 am to Tigers4Lyfe
Bad call, had a dog that liked beer.
No way I was getting the can.
No way I was getting the can.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 10:59 am to SouthEndzoneTiger
quote:even our cat knows questions and command words. If I ask him if he wants to go to his catio he goes to the front door. If I ask him if he wants to go outside he goes to the back door. If he doesn't want to go he doesn't move.
That is false. My dog understands what I am saying or asking and she responds by her actions. If I ask if she needs to go to the bathroom, she will run to the back door if she does. If I ask her if she wants to go for a ride, she will run to the garage door. If my wife asks here if she wants to go check the mail, she will go to the front door. If she is getting into something and I want her to stop, I say no, and she stops.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 11:42 am to madamsquirrel
They understand more than you think they do. Give it a try sometimes.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 11:55 am to Hoodie
I talk to my dog and myself. great company i keep
Posted on 9/20/23 at 12:32 pm to Hoodie
Our bulldog understands like 5 words and commands.
But yeah, to an observer watching the interactions, you’d think he has a mastery of the queens English.
But yeah, to an observer watching the interactions, you’d think he has a mastery of the queens English.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 12:55 pm to madamsquirrel
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even our cat knows questions and command words. If I ask him if he wants to go to his catio he goes to the front door. If I ask him if he wants to go outside he goes to the back door. If he doesn't want to go he doesn't move.
Yes, I now believe cats can understand verbal commands, they just ignore you most of the time. I used to not believe this. If our cats are outside and my wife asks me to get them inside, I can try like hell and they just ignore me. If I try to go pick them up they run from me. I come back inside dejected and tell her they won't come in. She walks outside, says "hey!! Get your cat butts in this house!". And snaps her fingers. They come running in like their arse is on fire. Amazing. She can herd cats.
Posted on 9/20/23 at 7:25 pm to VanRIch
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