re: Sports Illustrated unveils ‘diverse’ Swim Search finalists

I bet number one would be smoking if she was normal model weight.

I say no to most and yes to some. Hell no to a few.

So which ones were born with a penis?

Back in the day we called girls like this “big boned”. You’d hook up with them if you thought no one would ever find out. And you’d deny it if anyone asked. They also gave the most amazing blowjobs.

Or so I’m told.

Willie D Bald Head Hoes

I like big boobs and I cannot lie. I’ll take some extra fluff to get them. Don’t want no silicone fakes.

quote:

---

Would rather be with a fat chick than a skinny hot lady boy 9 times out of 10.

---

...

When is the one time?

She's cute, the rest I'm not sure about.

Is that Hannah Godwin from The Bachelor?

quote:

---

As long as there are no dicks, most of them aren't bad.

---

So you're ok with it if they use to have dicks?