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re: Southern problem of the day

Posted on 6/26/25 at 8:20 pm to
Posted by profdillweed
Gulf of America
Member since Apr 2025
2190 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

The Field Spot:
A large, yellow or creamy field spot (the spot where the watermelon rested on the ground) indicates the melon ripened fully on the vine and is likely sweet.
A pale green or white spot suggests the melon was picked too early and might not be as sweet.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153619 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 8:20 pm to
quote:

I stuck my cock in a watermelon one time
I presume a male watermelon
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
15461 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

I stuck my cock in a watermelon one time.


Is that how you got the nickname “Boner Champ”?
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
34584 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 9:15 pm to
Two days, but I killed three apparently sibling adolescent copperheads right by my basement door then almost stepped on a giant timber rattler on a trail in the Pisgah.

First summer we’ve skipped Montana in many years. Kinda regretting that decision.
Posted by LootieandtheBlowfish
Member since Aug 2021
780 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 9:17 pm to
Someone told me today there’s been counterfeit roadside Washington parish watermelons - the audacity.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
27743 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 9:40 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/27/25 at 11:09 am
Posted by Sal Minio
17th Street Canal
Member since Sep 2006
4412 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

Is there kudzu south of I-10?


Go to Grand Bay, Alabama.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153619 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

quote:

Is there kudzu south of I-10?
Go to Grand Bay, Alabama.
I mean the I-10 that matters
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60180 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

visited my sister last year and she bought some seedless watermelons. That’s the only way to go but they are seasonal so they can be difficult to get.


What the hell do you plant in order to get a seedless watermelon?
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
153619 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

What the hell do you plant in order to get a seedless watermelon?
seedless seeds, grasshopper
Posted by Epaminondas
The Boot
Member since Jul 2020
5747 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 9:54 pm to
Only weirdos...

...snow cones
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49721 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 10:15 pm to
Mfering bugs particularly mosquitoes rn
Posted by tigeryat
God's Country
Member since Oct 2005
2964 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 10:19 pm to
Sugartown melons are the best! They have them at NuNu’s in Youngsville and Scott. Get them while they last.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
12883 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 10:20 pm to
Friday morning pink-slip
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
3650 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 10:23 pm to
Not a watermelon eater but would have friends bring a couple and would float them in the blue springs in the river when we would hang out. 100 degrees with the water being 68 degrees and good tunes. To relive my youth!
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49721 posts
Posted on 6/26/25 at 10:35 pm to
I could go for a cold watermelon rn
Posted by Gings5
Member since Jul 2016
10699 posts
Posted on 6/27/25 at 12:44 am to
Watermelon is a goated fruit
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
5983 posts
Posted on 6/27/25 at 12:47 am to
quote:

Two days, but I killed three apparently sibling adolescent copperheads right by my basement door then almost stepped on a giant timber rattler on a trail in the Pisgah. First summer we’ve skipped Montana in many years. Kinda regretting that decision.


WTF does this have to do with watermelon?
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
6841 posts
Posted on 6/27/25 at 2:07 am to
Cut a hole, pour some Titos in there. You'll thank me later.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
34584 posts
Posted on 6/27/25 at 3:17 am to
quote:

WTF does this have to do with watermelon?


a) nothing
b) I thought this was a Southern problem thread
c) my leg and my dogs’ noses would’ve swelled up like two watermelons had we been bitten
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