re: South Park nailed it on the bikers episode

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I thought only the "bitches" rode on the back of the bike.

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u r correct!

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BB&BBQ in Fayetteville is cancer. When I lived there I'd always take vacation and GTFO of there for a week or so.

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I'm saying frick it, and skipping work tomorrow night, and going to stay on Beaver Lake. Not just because of the festival. But it does give me the extra incentive that I need.

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You've been bitter ever since Sabi mudchecked your old arse and became the OTs resident biker

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Sabi has the best biker stories

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t's a shame that Darth is dead

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*** in my best British accent.

"He's not quite dead."

Neither am I. But they like to act as if they're hard and will mudstomp ya, and then simultaneously comment about how they're upstanding folk.

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Just make plans to watch cartoons and post life observations on message boards all weekend.

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Nah. I'm gonna go stay at the lake for a couple nights, while getting drunk, eating BBQ, and watching football. Though hanging around town and seeing old ex strippers flash their tube socks does sound like a lot of fun.

The bikers in Eureka Springs are the worst. It's like every kid that got picked on in high school finally found a group that would accept them.

They all wear fanny sacks. In fact, Darth has B.F.C.A. he wears all the time.

They love them some Bruce Springsteen.

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I mean, c'mon biker-defenders. Pick one. Are bikers a bunch Jeff Bezos who like to enjoy the wind in their face with friends? Or are they a bunch of psycho Charles Manson-wannabes who will beat your arse for mocking them? You can't have it both ways.

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I can't agree because they are indeed both. The vast majority some would say 99% are weekend warriors or just "bike riders" who are no more likely to bow up and take the first punch than any other random guy on the street. Then there are the bikers with 3 piece patches on their cut who have no qualms about beating someone down for the slightest disrespect, though they will do their best to avoid violence toward a civilian, but they are far more likely to break on you than the average Joe.

I give 1%ers a wide berth simply because it is in my best interest, the rest I treat like anyone else. Load pipes are no biggie to me most of the time unless there is a 100 of them but if you want to sit beside me at a red light and rev your engine you are simply a jackass, if your bike won't idle than get it fixed.

In general I have no issue with the VAST majority of bikes with the exception of the one that weave in and out because they think they are Valentino Rossi and the ones that have loud pipes in my ear. I also admit the lane splitters in places like Cali where it is legal freak me out when I am stuck in traffic and I also admit to having daydreams about opening my door...