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re: South Mississippi groups sound alarm on potential Bonnet Carre Spillway opening

Posted on 4/24/25 at 10:12 am to
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156638 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 10:12 am to
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Porpoise prices are going to be through the roof!

And it’s on purpose

Man, it was right there and you blew it.
quote:

Porpoise prices predictably peak precipitously post purposeful, perilous ploy.

Suspicious Spillway spillage suspected sources say.

Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53474 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 10:38 am to
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I wonder what happened to the bottle nosed dolphins and the oyster beds before humans ever built flood control structures and the river flooded its natural banks into the saltwater estuaries semi-regularly?


Wut?

You do get that they are arguing AGAINST using the structure right? That they want the river to stay on its natural ish path?

It gets spread out and diluted across a delta. Not directly dumped into a lake adjacent to the Gulf shore.

Your line only makes sense if someone was saying hysterically we need to open the spillway to save the dolphins.

(And for the record, I don’t think there is a concern. But a rebuttal of this form just doesn’t make sense.)
This post was edited on 4/24/25 at 10:40 am
Posted by Bimby
Star Hill
Member since Aug 2015
38 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 10:41 am to
Alliteration almost always annoys.
Posted by eatpie
Kentucky
Member since Aug 2018
1583 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 10:46 am to
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153 bottlenose dolphin deaths


If we can save just 1 dolphin. Just one. Allowing Baton Rouge and NoLa to flood would be justified.




...an I doing this right?
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
5246 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 10:49 am to
Save the dolphins.
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
14588 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 10:55 am to
I’d be willing to sacrifice 153 dolphins just to save my own house from flooding. So I really don’t see a problem with saving tens of thousands from flooding.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11708 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:11 am to
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“When they start dying, we know the ecosystem that supported them is gone,” Solangi explained. “And once they are gone, guess who is next? You and me.”

That's the most alarmist statement I've read today.
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
6487 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:29 am to
If the dolphins are as intelligent as we’ve been led to believe, they can simply swim to the Gulf of AMERICA!, to escape the freshwater.
Posted by diehard24
Member since Oct 2006
543 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:36 am to
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This post was edited on 10/4/25 at 2:31 pm
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
41566 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 11:45 am to
The Mississippi coast isn't floodland, idiot.
Posted by diehard24
Member since Oct 2006
543 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 12:06 pm to
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Posted by loogaroo
Welsh
Member since Dec 2005
42453 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 1:15 pm to
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Actually the lake is really more fresh than most people think. The salinity at Seabrook is 1.8 ppt, and less then 2 ppt is considered fresh. Average ocean salinity is 35 ppt.


This. Porpoise will avoid water that is not good for them.

The beaches in Mississippi were always muddy. It’s like wishing Holly Beach looked like Destin.
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
6434 posts
Posted on 4/24/25 at 3:36 pm to
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Alliteration almost always annoys.
Apparently almost always appropriate, appreciated, and, applicable anytime anyway.
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