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Sorry you have herpes
Posted on 10/29/15 at 10:27 pm
Posted on 10/29/15 at 10:27 pm
But if everyone has herpes, then no one has herpes.
Wait, no. It means we all have herpes. frick.
Wait, no. It means we all have herpes. frick.
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Two-thirds of the world's population under 50 have the highly infectious herpes virus that causes cold sores around the mouth, the World Health Organization said on Wednesday, in its first estimate of global prevalence of the disease.
More than 3.7 billion people under the age of 50 suffer from the herpes simplex virus type 1 (HSV-1), usually after catching it in childhood, according to a the WHO study.
That is in addition to 417 million people in the 17-49 age range who have the other form of the disease, HSV-2, which causes genital herpes.
HSV-1 normally causes mouth ulcers rather than genital infection, but it is becoming an increasing cause of genital infection too, mainly in rich countries.
That is because improved hygiene in rich countries is lowering HSV-1 infection rates in childhood, leaving young people more at risk of catching it via oral sex when they become sexually active.
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Posted on 10/29/15 at 10:29 pm to blueboy
That bitch in pre-k gave it to me. 
Posted on 10/29/15 at 10:33 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
My dong is a little itchy now...
Posted on 10/29/15 at 10:35 pm to blueboy
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Posted on 10/29/15 at 10:36 pm to blueboy
Neither me more my lady have the herp
Posted on 10/29/15 at 10:39 pm to blueboy
Never had a cold sore of any kind any where ever.
Wait.. Anal warts aren't herpes, right?
Wait.. Anal warts aren't herpes, right?
Posted on 10/29/15 at 10:41 pm to blueboy
It's all because of you nasty mother frickers! Spreading your disease and trying to pass it off as normal. I can't even drink out of a water fountain without wondering if you contaminated it. Nasty bastards! Yeah Paris Hilton! I'm talking to you.
Posted on 10/29/15 at 10:51 pm to Breesus
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Neither me more my lady have the herp
Maybe its just dormant brah.
Posted on 10/29/15 at 11:06 pm to blueboy
I don't
Posted on 10/29/15 at 11:08 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
I don't have the herp, but I'm still a virgin... 
This says so much and explains so much more.
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That bitch in pre-k gave it to me.
This says so much and explains so much more.
Posted on 10/29/15 at 11:13 pm to blueboy
Happy lifetime of eruptions.
Nothing like this at my house, thanks for asking.
Nothing like this at my house, thanks for asking.
Posted on 10/29/15 at 11:16 pm to Breesus
If you've never shown symptoms that doesn't mean you don't have it. Most of us do, but a decent portion are only carriers of the virus.
Posted on 10/29/15 at 11:16 pm to blueboy
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That is because improved hygiene in rich countries is lowering HSV-1 infection rates in childhood, leaving young people more at risk of catching it via oral sex when they become sexually active.
If I'm reading this right, and I think I am, giving children herpes is a good thing.
Posted on 10/29/15 at 11:17 pm to blueboy
Just look at STDs as frick trophies--proof that you've slayed some poon.
They're like children, but considerably cheaper and less meddlesome. Herpes only demands your attention for about 2 weeks a year. A kid, not so much.
They're like children, but considerably cheaper and less meddlesome. Herpes only demands your attention for about 2 weeks a year. A kid, not so much.
Posted on 10/29/15 at 11:18 pm to OysterPoBoy
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If I'm reading this right, and I think I am, giving children herpes is a good thing.
Pussification of 'Mericans' immune systems. Kids just aint kissin each other enough.
Posted on 10/29/15 at 11:34 pm to MasterofTigerBait
quote:He's joking. There is no lady.
Neither me more my lady have the herp
Maybe its just dormant brah.
Posted on 10/29/15 at 11:35 pm to blueboy
3wwwww
This post was edited on 10/29/15 at 11:46 pm
Posted on 10/30/15 at 12:52 am to blueboy
I only know two people with it (not me). It must be extremely prevalent elsewhere
Posted on 10/30/15 at 12:55 am to Navytiger74
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Just look at STDs as frick trophies--proof that you've slayed some poon.
They're like children, but considerably cheaper and less meddlesome. Herpes only demands your attention for about 2 weeks a year. A kid, not so much.
Where where you in 01. frick.
Posted on 10/30/15 at 5:30 am to blueboy
Ramon must have given it to Victor.
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