re: Sometimes (ok - lots of time). I go out on my deck and piss

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I haven’t pissed inside at home in years

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Where do you piss at 3-4 am?

Our bedroom is upstairs, and we set an alarm. I have a bathroom literally 8’ from my bed.

If I only pissed outside, I’d have to turn the alarm off, walk downstairs, open the back door, piss, walk back upstairs, turn the alarm back on, then try to go back to sleep.

Too much trouble when I have a perfectly functioning toilet literally in my bedroom

he had his bastard sword out

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Can someone explain this to me, please. I've known men in my life who do this.

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Its a man thing I can't explain. We like pissing outside

Thanks for correction. Cool guy. I saw it when I typed it, but you know what I said to myself instead of correcting it? Go ahead and guess what I was think when I left night, as knight?

I piss in my yard every night. No fricking has been detected, but I’m sure my neighbors get a peek at my massive dong from time to time.

Don't spill your ink on your own desk





I just made that up

FIFY

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I went to the other side of the deck, where they couldn’t see me, and jerked off to the sound of balls slapping, like the creeper I am.

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Can someone explain this to me, please. I've known men in my life who do this.

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It is a man’s responsibility to mark their territory and protect their household. Animals are constantly trying to mark MY property as their own. My dog and I do not take kindly to that and together we are on a constant crusade to make sure the neighborhood strays and wildlife know they are entering hostile territory when they enter our yard.

I cooked a brisket Friday night thru Sat. morning. Each time I went to add more coals all I had on was flip flops and underwear. Told my wife and she chuckled.