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re: Someone tried to break into my home for a second time tonight
Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:05 am to terd ferguson
Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:05 am to terd ferguson
Clips with curves in em
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Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:20 am to Pectus
quote:
I think both instances is a raccoon.
Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:24 am to Brian12
Sounds like you need either a pistol or my personal favorite the trusty 12ga.
What do you have that others don't. Do you have a bunch of nice electronics that others know about or are others going through this to?
What do you have that others don't. Do you have a bunch of nice electronics that others know about or are others going through this to?
Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:37 am to Brian12
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I have two very large dogs who love to bark, one of them actually passed away recently so I'm down to one now
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I mean I just don't know who would try and break into a home with two big dogs living in it.
???
Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:39 am to Brian12
If you have two dogs but one is dead, then you really only have one dog.
Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:40 am to Brian12
You should just go Kevin McCallister all over your house and set up booby traps. It worked for him and he was only like 8 years old. I'm sure you can have even better success.
Or motion sensor flood lights and an alarm system. Either would be a wise decision.
Or motion sensor flood lights and an alarm system. Either would be a wise decision.
Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:44 am to TexasTiger1185
I did call the cops and asked them to do a drive by. I have my great grandfathers shotgun in the house but the thing probably hasn't been fired in 70 years. I also have my father's 30 30 but again it hasn't been fired in decades. I wouldn't trust either one of them.
I'm not sure if anyone else in the neighborhood is having problems. I know about 15 years ago the whole town was being burglarized and I don't think the cops ever caught those guys. Several of the homes on my street and a car were broken into back then.
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Your post doesn't make sense. If you aren't lying report it to the cops and go buy a shotgun. There is nothing better for home defense. Also load it up with 7 and a halfs. Across the room these will still tear somebody up but won't go through walls and mess up more property than you have to.
I'm not sure if anyone else in the neighborhood is having problems. I know about 15 years ago the whole town was being burglarized and I don't think the cops ever caught those guys. Several of the homes on my street and a car were broken into back then.
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Sounds like you need either a pistol or my personal favorite the trusty 12ga. What do you have that others don't. Do you have a bunch of nice electronics that others know about or are others going through this to?
Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:47 am to Brian12
quote:Who talks like this?
Anyways,
Paige scores + 12.5 Internet Guilders on the censor pun.
OP: Move to a better neighborhood or quit bitching.
Strike three will be your fault, the hood has given you two warnings.
Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:51 am to Brian12
Your security is 2nd to your syntax. Your thread title reads as if someone tried to break into your home TWICE in one night.
Fix both promptly or I may return to your home and then this thread to report your dismemberment.
Fix both promptly or I may return to your home and then this thread to report your dismemberment.
Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:51 am to Brian12
Security system, shotgun & a Doberman
Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:54 am to LCA131
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Fix both promptly or I may return to your home and then this thread to report your dismemberment.
Apparently proper grammar and ambiguous sentence structure are taken a little more seriously than I thought. Good to know.
Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:56 am to Clark W Griswold
I had two dogs the first time they tried to break in. Also, the other dog just died recently so I doubt most people in town know he's gone.
quote:
If you have two dogs but one is dead, then you really only have one dog.
Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:56 am to Brian12
What about the one dog you have left? How didn't he hear this before you? Serious question, not trying to be funny, and if so, did he bark?
Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:58 am to LCA131
I bet it has something to do with me being up since 3 this morning...
quote:
Your security is 2nd to your syntax. Your thread title reads as if someone tried to break into your home TWICE in one night. Fix both promptly or I may return to your home and then this thread to report your dismemberment.
Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:59 am to Brian12
Drill some screws through a 12"x12" piece of plywood, toss it on the ground below the screen, and cover it with a little dirt and leaves. Screws will do more damage to a foot than nails. It's critical to do what you can to make the board look like it ended up there randomly as part of an old home repair project and not an intentional booby trap.
Smash some glass in a bucket. Pour glue on the base of the window and then sprinkle the glass on the glue.
Take a wooden crate or something that could be used as a stool and modify it to collapse when someone puts weight on it. The stool should be rigged so the foot falls into a bed of nails. Again, it's critical to make it look like some random piece of yard debris and not a deliberate trap.
Smash some glass in a bucket. Pour glue on the base of the window and then sprinkle the glass on the glue.
Take a wooden crate or something that could be used as a stool and modify it to collapse when someone puts weight on it. The stool should be rigged so the foot falls into a bed of nails. Again, it's critical to make it look like some random piece of yard debris and not a deliberate trap.
Posted on 10/12/15 at 7:59 am to Brian12
Quit being poor and move somewhere else.
Posted on 10/12/15 at 8:01 am to Brian12
Pistol grip 12 guage. If the potential intruder hears that pump action and still comes in, he deserves what he gets.
This post was edited on 10/12/15 at 8:03 am
Posted on 10/12/15 at 8:02 am to BobABooey
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Drill some screws through a 12"x12" piece of plywood, toss it on the ground below the screen, and cover it with a little dirt and leaves. Screws will do more damage to a foot than nails. It's critical to do what you can to make the board look like it ended up there randomly as part of an old home repair project and not an intentional booby trap.
Smash some glass in a bucket. Pour glue on the base of the window and then sprinkle the glass on the glue.
Take a wooden crate or something that could be used as a stool and modify it to collapse when someone puts weight on it. The stool should be rigged so the foot falls into a bed of nails. Again, it's critical to make it look like some random piece of yard debris and not a deliberate trap
So this is what happened to Macaulay culkin
This post was edited on 10/12/15 at 8:05 am
Posted on 10/12/15 at 8:05 am to Brian12
Buy a shotgun.
This post was edited on 10/12/15 at 8:08 am
Posted on 10/12/15 at 8:15 am to Pectus
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I think both instances is a raccoon.
You beat me to it. Might also be a bear.
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