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re: Someone explain "situationships" to me

Posted on 12/29/25 at 9:00 am to
Posted by nola tiger lsu
Member since Nov 2007
6971 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 9:00 am to
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Because the illusion of choice has these women screwing 2-3 guys at once, but they're always looking for that perfect Disney prince that Netflix and women's groups tells them is out there waiting for them.

Majority of single 30+ women are time wasters.


They claim to look for perfect guy but like being whorish, just find you one not self absorbed and who has morals.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
19109 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 9:03 am to
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"situationships"


Every couple years women find a new way to avoid referring to themselves as weekend pussy.


This post was edited on 12/29/25 at 9:30 am
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
155574 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 9:07 am to
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Someone explain "situationships" to me

It's another fricking stupid term that white women came up with to try to make something dumb sound less dumb.

So they use "situationship" instead of "I'm fricking this guy and he doesn't like me enough to date me" or "I'll frick this guy until someone better comes along."

Or "hangry" instead of "I'm a mean bitch but I will blame it on the fact that I haven't had a snack in 30 minutes."
This post was edited on 12/29/25 at 9:14 am
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
9624 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 9:08 am to
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It is the new generation trying to come up with their own clever title for what the rest of the world calls “friends with benefits”


FWB is usually without any romantic feelings at all. Its just two people agreeing to use each other’s bodies for sexual release. Situationships are almost always a case of one side wanting a relationship while the other makes excuses because they only want sex. Overwhelmingly it’s usually the woman that wants the commitment while the guy has options and wants to play the field. She keeps having sex with him in the slim hopes that she can lock him down one day. Situationships are basically shorthand for her explaining “it’s complicated “.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19529 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 9:10 am to
You are over thinking it.

Sometimes people wouldn’t workout in a relationship but the sex is good.

So why waste it? At least get sex out of it
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60645 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 9:12 am to
If you are being honest with yourself, you can tell if a person is of good character within the first hour or so of talking to them. If someone is a shitty person, fricking him/her 3 times a week is not the way to fix him. If that is what you want to do that is okay….but admit to yourself just what it is.
Posted by BayouBaw84
Member since Oct 2016
3265 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 9:14 am to
Women haven’t figured out that the older they get their value goes down. It’s the opposite with men, their value rises.
Posted by Grenada
Member since Dec 2025
40 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 9:15 am to
The word "Situationship" is just trending from all of those losers putting Billy Joel/Silver Springs Fleetwood Mac mashup song on every reel.
This post was edited on 12/29/25 at 9:16 am
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
24860 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 9:16 am to
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I've seen some videos roll through my feed

Found your problem. Get off that shite
Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
16051 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 9:18 am to
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the issue is many of such women have a VERY narrow view of what is considered to be a "quality man".


These hos think they can waste their 20s fricking around and then find someone in their 30s who wants to marry a girl with a lot of miles on her. Feminism is a giant lie.
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
4250 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 9:52 am to
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seems like an issue with you.


True, but the flip side of that is men have wised up. Gone are the days when a woman can demand to be treated like a 'Queen' just because she feels she has a vaginal monopoly. It ain't a monopoly when everyone else is giving it away too. Men are avoiding women in general because their mindset is almost universal: marry and farm the uterus for a couple of kids keeping the vagina on the market, find the next sucker, fleece the first for all his worth, rinse and repeat while documenting all the drama on Tik Tok. Yeah. What man in his right mind would go for that.

In this current age a man has 3 options:
1) Marry someone rich who doesn't need your money.
2) Marry someone from another culture who hasn't bought into the "I'm a queen" culture
3) Stay single.
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
4250 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 9:55 am to
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“Men are so repulsive, they just look at me like I’m a piece of meat. I want a man who is emotionally intelligent”

Yours Truly,
The girl in the super tight mini skirt and high heels, with Botox and lip fillers who posts videos online about how all men suck


...and has been plowed more than a Nebraska corn field.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
88981 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 9:57 am to
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marry and farm the uterus for a couple of kids keeping the vagina on the market, find the next sucker, fleece the first for all his worth, rinse and repeat


I've been out of that game for so long but a common theme among the conniving women at work used to be "10 years and 2 kids and you'll be set for life"
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
15139 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 10:11 am to
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FWB is usually without any romantic feelings at all. Its just two people agreeing to use each other’s bodies for sexual release. Situationships are almost always a case of one side wanting a relationship while the other makes excuses because they only want sex. Overwhelmingly it’s usually the woman that wants the commitment while the guy has options and wants to play the field. She keeps having sex with him in the slim hopes that she can lock him down one day. Situationships are basically shorthand for her explaining “it’s complicated “.
Very well defined. Thank you.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
29°59'55.98"N 90°05'21.85"W
Member since Aug 2019
11029 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 10:18 am to
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Men have a lot of wants, but one of their few needs in a relationship is thou shalt not embarrass me in public.



Not so much being embarrassed that they're a whore, but embarrassed by their actions, and then pretending your bad reaction to her bad actions is 100% on you.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21725 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 10:21 am to
frick bitches that use terms like “situationships.”
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31739 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 10:24 am to
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Not so much being embarrassed that they're a whore, but embarrassed by their actions, and then pretending your bad reaction to her bad actions is 100% on you.

I consider it all-encompassing. Don't belittle him in public, don't make obnoxious scenes in public, don't cheat, and if you do, damned sure don't let another soul ever find out. Most men can carry a lot of weight, but they'll put it right the frick down if you don't follow the simple rule of thou shalt not embarrass him in public.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
297596 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 10:25 am to
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Women haven’t figured out that the older they get their value goes down.


Situationship means she wants more than a friend with benefit, and he doesnt.

Its amazing the lengths they will go to make it sound palatable.
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
7969 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 10:29 am to
A way to get yours when a better option isn’t available while still being emotionally available if someone you actually want to be with becomes available
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
34145 posts
Posted on 12/29/25 at 10:33 am to
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In this current age a man has 3 options:
1) Marry someone rich who doesn't need your money.
2) Marry someone from another culture who hasn't bought into the "I'm a queen" culture
3) Stay single.


This is a sad thing to post - and wrong.

There are plenty of good women out there.
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