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re: Some ole boys thought they were going to smoke me on the mountain bike trail today.

Posted on 11/5/23 at 9:02 pm to
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
2361 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 9:02 pm to
My gay cousin told me about this game. If they can’t catch you, they can’t gang bang your anus. I respect it
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2705 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 9:03 pm to
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Some ole boys thought they were going to smoke me on the mountain bike trail today.


So you are bragging about smokin’ a bunch of geriatrics?
Posted by SanJoseTigerFan
San Jose, CA
Member since Feb 2013
2453 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 9:09 pm to
ASL?
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49625 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 9:16 pm to
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The wife and I used to run trails often, and it was just a couple of years ago (the wife would have been around 52 at the time) were running on a trail and we passed about 4 bikers going the opposite direction. The last guy turned his head to check her out and he lost his balance and squared a tree and fell off the bike and went down a small hill


Pics of wife’s bike?
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
6260 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 9:24 pm to
Posted by furrydogs
USA
Member since Oct 2007
471 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 10:13 pm to
This "mountain bike" trail story happen in Louisiana?
Posted by Jiggy Moondust
South Carolina
Member since Oct 2013
1009 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 10:58 pm to
I have a 2021 Roscoe 7. The one with the 27.5 mid fats.. great bike
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30036 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 11:12 pm to
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Baw, we ain't talking about riding a bike in your moms driveway. We're talking about skinny trails, jumps and shite. Go watch a video on biking before u run your whoremouth.


If you are quiet long enough posers will always show themselves. Ain't no serious or semi-serious MTBer every going to utter the words "skinny trails". It is single track. Based on that alone I bet I could ride you into cardiac arrest on a 26" rigid fork single speed.
Posted by achenator
Member since Oct 2014
3256 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 11:53 pm to
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This "mountain bike" trail story happen in Louisiana?


There are some great trails at Bogue Chiito north of Folsom.
Posted by 03GeeTee
Oklahomastan
Member since Oct 2010
3404 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 5:31 am to
Dear Strava:
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40439 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 6:01 am to
We are all supremely impressed with your skills on mountain bike trails in state with no mountains.
Posted by White Bear
OPINIONS & A-HOLES
Member since Jul 2014
17271 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 6:32 am to
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in state with no mountains.
We do officially have ONE, hoss.
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 7:15 am to
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We do officially have ONE, hoss.


And it doesnt even have a trail, smh
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
14735 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 7:18 am to
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sometimes u have to show who is the boss.


By running away from them like a pussy?

Yea, you really showed them.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
52368 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 7:24 am to
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Roscoe 7. If u ride u know what I'm talking about.

I ride mountain bike trails in the Rockies, and I have no idea what you're talking about. I don't even know what kind of bike I ride. I bought it ten years ago. I think it's a Specialized.
Posted by BasilFawlty
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2014
1273 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 8:00 am to
Do you have playing cards in your spokes?
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 8:14 am to
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I ride mountain bike trails in the Rockies, and I have no idea what you're talking about.


I was talking about the other bikers trying to one up me.


quote:


I don't even know what kind of bike I ride. I bought it ten years ago. I think it's a Specialized


U ride in actual mountains and dont know what kind of bike u have??
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
297292 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 8:14 am to
Long in tooth and soul
Longing for another win
Lurch into the fray
Weapon out and belly in
Warrior
Strugglin'
To remain
Consequential
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91646 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 8:36 am to
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was talking about the other bikers trying to one up me.
this whole thread is so fricking cringe.

I think this whole incident was something you made up in your head when you got passed by 2 cyclists on a climb and started daydreaming about what you wish you could have done.

But let's pretend it happened; it's meaningless because serious riders follow a very strict training routine and they were probably laughing about chasing some idiot up a hill during a workout.

Sign up for a local mountain bike race and do this against riders who are actually trying and report back to us on how that worked out for you.

This post was edited on 11/6/23 at 8:38 am
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40439 posts
Posted on 11/6/23 at 8:39 am to
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Sign up for a local mountain bike race and do this against riders who are actually trying and report back to us on how that worked out for you


He has an expensive bicycle, his technological advantage would surely result in a win.
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