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re: Some ole boys thought they were going to smoke me on the mountain bike trail today.

Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:10 pm to
Posted by TCO
Member since Jul 2022
2486 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:10 pm to
What’s up with all the threads today bragging about minuscule accomplishments?

You and lawnmower guy need to go on a date.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25655 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

I was gassed but sometimes u have to show who is the boss. I didn't see them come off the trailhead. They were probably embarrassed they got smoked.


If you hadn't been on an E-bike we would have caught you loser.
Posted by footswitch
New Market
Member since Apr 2015
3924 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:11 pm to
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None of this happened.

Might have happened but no cares given.
Just me.
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72598 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:11 pm to
It's amazing that you "flew past them" and still had time to notice they were sitting on expensive bikes.

You're like a trail scalding Lance Armstrong but with HUGE balls.

I'm gonna read more of the threads you start!!!
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2009
13244 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:11 pm to
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8315 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:13 pm to
quote:

I have no doubt he missed out on some gay sex with those dudes.


I was chilling before the trailhead once and this guy rides up decked out in bike gear.he looked like napolean dynamites bro. Hes like let's ride and motioned for me to get in front. I was like I'm good no thx.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42486 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:13 pm to
Were you wearing your gay arse spandex?
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8315 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

True story:
The wife and I used to run trails often, and it was just a couple of years ago (the wife would have been around 52 at the time) were running on a trail and we passed about 4 bikers going the opposite direction. The last guy turned his head to check her out and he lost his balance and squared a tree and fell off the bike and went down a small hill


Csb
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8315 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:17 pm to
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It's amazing that you "flew past them" and still had time to notice they were sitting on expensive bikes.


I noticed the bikes when they were trying to catch me. U take your eyes off the drop and you'll be riding in an ambulance.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11628 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:17 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:19 pm to
it’s riding a bicycle baw, not doing a low level in an F-15 :rolleyes
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8315 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:22 pm to
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it’s riding a bicycle baw, not doing a low level in an F-15 :rolleyes


Baw, we ain't talking about riding a bike in your moms driveway. We're talking about skinny trails, jumps and shite. Go watch a video on biking before u run your whoremouth.
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
1225 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:22 pm to
Roscoe 7 is pretty sweet. I can see how you smoked em. Checks out.

They must feel like such losers now.

Joke is on them.
This post was edited on 11/5/23 at 7:53 pm
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8315 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:29 pm to
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Roscoe 7 is pretty sweet. I can see how you smoked em. Checks out.

They must feel like such losers now. Jokes on them.


It's the fact they were rested and thought they were going to catch me when I was gassed. They dissapeared too. They may have been some gay butt chasers.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:30 pm to
not if they didn’t meet up with you
Posted by Bongo
Member since Aug 2020
143 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:30 pm to
Maybe it was just a section of trail they like to ride fast. I ride mtb's and have never waited for strangers to pass just to try and chase them down. That's weird people shite.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35159 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:41 pm to
Posted by Triple13
Ferriday
Member since Aug 2023
504 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 7:45 pm to
Gay story
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29098 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 8:18 pm to
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
17040 posts
Posted on 11/5/23 at 8:36 pm to
quote:

Man I bet this is going to haunt them for ages!


It's gonna give them flashbacks.
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