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Some 2000 year old Graffiti from Pompei

Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:24 pm
Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
21886 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:24 pm
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Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Restitutus says: “Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates”.

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We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.
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Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.
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Satura was here on September 3rd

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Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion

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On April 19th, I made bread

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To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.

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Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
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Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place

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I have buggered men

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Epaphra is not good at ball games.

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Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall.

Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145174 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:24 pm to
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and show us your hairy privates”.
thats my fetish
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12065 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:25 pm to
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53018 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:25 pm to
Why do gay people always trying to force their gayness on us normal people?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65721 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:26 pm to
News Flash

PIIHB seems to have been thought of before teh internsts.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29169 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:31 pm to
I’d love to take a trip back to Ancient Rome.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117720 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:31 pm to
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VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.



Turns out Secundus translates to high school teacher.
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33905 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:35 pm to
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I’d love to take a trip back to Ancient Rome


We all would.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56272 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:37 pm to
Liar.

All this is written in Coates Hall bathrooms.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61275 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:38 pm to
There's a lot of sexual pictures as well on the walls within Pompeii.
Posted by Pierre
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
5284 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:42 pm to
Pompei got smote
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98190 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:44 pm to
Rome was trashy AF
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61275 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:48 pm to
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Why do gay people always trying to force their gayness on us normal people?


And you do know what happened to Pompeii, right?



God punished their degeneracy.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20402 posts
Posted on 8/18/18 at 11:56 pm to
No dick butt?

Posted by JPinLondon
not in London (currently NW Ohio)
Member since Nov 2006
7855 posts
Posted on 8/19/18 at 12:11 am to
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Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.

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because he was from Vesuvias, we wrote "we don't tip darkies" on the receipt. He then started a GofrickMe page.

Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33976 posts
Posted on 8/19/18 at 1:37 am to
I'll be there in November. I am now looking forward to this graffiti
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12450 posts
Posted on 8/19/18 at 2:28 am to
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Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.

These guys knew how to party
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33190 posts
Posted on 8/19/18 at 2:40 am to
-OP posts alot of ancient homo-erotic scribblings.

-OTers express strong desire to return to homo-erotic place and time.

-19 has drunk himself into an alternate universe, confirmed by his browser window reading "www.aggiedroppings.com"
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 8/19/18 at 3:24 am to
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57365 posts
Posted on 8/19/18 at 4:20 am to
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Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion


This guy
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