Social Dancing: Which Best Describes You?

Get out there and make like it's Soul Train.

Move with me.
Dance with me.

and if you're good I'll take you home with me

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B. Stand around among the periphery of dancers

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I can't dance at all. I barely have enough rhythm to slow dance. It's pretty sad.

Insert :white girl dancing in It's Friday video:

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Except I'm male:
And probably even less rhythm.

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I’ve never understood the appeal of dancing, why someone would want to spend their night doing it, etc.

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If you can get a woman dancing, you can get that woman home.

When I was 17 a gf's older sister told me if you'll dance with the ladies it shows confidence and how you move in the sack.

I've been cuttin' rugs ever since...

How many beers have I had?

Join in on occasion so you’re not awkward or the Debbie downer of the evening.

Preferably a line dance where you just blend in or aren’t judged for not knowing but trying.

NEVER try to be the center of attention on the dance floor. People laugh at you not with you.

Don’t try to be some world class two stepper either.

Just blend in, smile, laugh, etc.

Get laid.

C but I want to be A. Unfortunately I am handicapped by a 100% pure white man heritage and my complete and utter lack of any form of rhythm precludes dancing, playing an instrument or flying a helicopter. I have tried all three and failed horribly at each.