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re: Soap for “Old People Smell”
Posted on 10/21/26 at 1:10 pm to DesScorp
Posted on 10/21/26 at 1:10 pm to DesScorp
Part of the problem is their joints hurt and can't reach anything anymore. Plus, they easily lose balance, so they are more or less forced to do a substandard job of scrubbing.
Rather than some fancy soap, buy them an exfoliating brush. Wal-mart sells them with a loofah on one side and a scrub brush on the other.
Rather than some fancy soap, buy them an exfoliating brush. Wal-mart sells them with a loofah on one side and a scrub brush on the other.
Posted on 10/21/26 at 2:51 pm to Ricardo
It’s a smell that is excreted and gets in your clothes. It’s not lack of washing. 
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:16 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
I smell pet odors on old people more than I do younger folks, especially cat smells.
They probably tend to let their pets lay on them and around them more and then you combine that with their reduced ability to clean themselves and their clothes as already mentioned.
Some are practically a walking litter box.
They probably tend to let their pets lay on them and around them more and then you combine that with their reduced ability to clean themselves and their clothes as already mentioned.
Some are practically a walking litter box.
This post was edited on 10/21/26 at 3:18 pm
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:18 pm to DesScorp
I use it. It works.
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:33 pm to Night Vision
Coal tar was used for ages for dandruff, best product, and actually worked.
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:35 pm to DesScorp
If you want to smell like an old man
Use Kirk's Castle soap in the shower
Use Bay Rum as aftershave
"Grannies, hang onto your panties"
Posted on 10/21/26 at 3:52 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
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It’s not lack of washing.
All body odors get into clothes. Frequent bathing and exfoliation is essential to managing unpleasant odors and skin health.
Posted on 10/21/26 at 4:04 pm to DesScorp
Guaranteed to smell like paw paw
Posted on 10/21/26 at 4:05 pm to DesScorp
Or maybe it's because old folks wear coats around the house in the summer months? PS...I'm not in that number btw
Posted on 10/21/26 at 5:19 pm to DesScorp
Can you use it behind your knees and above your crack?
Posted on 10/21/26 at 5:24 pm to Ricardo
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All body odors get into clothes. Frequent bathing and exfoliation is essential to managing unpleasant odors and skin health.
The old person smell is an oil that sticks to the clothes and skin more than normal stank
Posted on 10/21/26 at 5:35 pm to DesScorp
I have a small bucket in my shower. I mix Dawn4x dishwashing detergent, bleach and water in it. Scrub with a Lowe’s terry cloth shop rag and finish off with Dial soap.
I’m 68 and don’t stink.
I’m 68 and don’t stink.
Posted on 10/21/26 at 7:36 pm to DesScorp
You want to smell like an old person?
Posted on 10/21/26 at 7:46 pm to Jmcc64
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I think it's the clothes as well.
It’s the moth balls, but we really shouldn’t hate a man because his balls shrunk.
Posted on 10/21/26 at 10:46 pm to Cheese Grits
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Bay Rum
I've had a solid bay rum fragrance and this since I was in my early 20s
The girlfriends could always take it or leave it. When meeting their family for the first time, their mothers or grandmothers always commented on it after the first hug.
It's not nearly as endearing as you think to have milfs comment... "You smell like my Daddy", and be completely unable to give the response that statement deserves
Posted on 10/21/26 at 11:27 pm to DesScorp
It looks like the old Dial on steroids. Splash on some Brut or British Sterling and they’ll be fighting it out for air superiority.
Posted on 10/22/26 at 12:28 am to DesScorp
I just recently heard about old people smell. I really think it is a result of everything suggested in the thread so far. When you get really imoble, it is a monumental task to bathe…and as a result often people bathe every other day or so if they stay inside all day. They find it hard to reach the center of their back, etc.
That said, I picked up some of that persimmon soap recently, and have to admit thst it does smell damn good!
That said, I picked up some of that persimmon soap recently, and have to admit thst it does smell damn good!
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:10 am to Spankum
Never heard of it until this thread...
I use Prequel products.
Most soaps are just fillers and perfume.
I use Prequel products.
Most soaps are just fillers and perfume.
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:14 am to X123F45
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It's not nearly as endearing as you think to have milfs comment... "You smell like my Daddy", and be completely unable to give the response that statement deserves
Your loss is my gain!
Grannies are my target market.
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:15 am to Spankum
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When you get really imoble, it is a monumental task to bathe
That is where nurses and sponge baths come in.
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