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re: So this 55 year old and his 76 year old mom bought my parents house..

Posted on 11/1/17 at 9:49 am to
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 9:49 am to
He looks mad.
Posted by PearlJam
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 9:49 am to
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I'm glad this guy confessed before I had to explain to my parents that I may be the source of any "unidentified" male DNA in the basement carpet.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 9:51 am to
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retirement home in Florida.


Weird story, but it's nothing compared to what they'll encounter in Florida.
Posted by nvasil1
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 9:52 am to
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Also, I'm glad this guy confessed before I had to explain to my parents that I may be the source of any "unidentified" male DNA in the basement carpet.



Might have gotten a mention on the inevitable episode of Dateline.
Posted by Napoleon
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 9:52 am to
I got a weird uncle like that. 59 and never moved out.
Very odd guy. Just him and my grandpa. My grandma died so gramps is selling the farm and moving to suburban San Antonio, my uncle hasn't interacted with public since the 80's. This will be odd. I asked if I could hide cameras all over to film, because it's going to be like the Truman show.

He is insane too, like looney toons. Believes he is Spring Hilled Jack and doesn't leave the house because the Federalis are killing for him.
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 9:52 am to
Trashy people live in Elgin. FACT.

And they haven't identified the remains yet of the body found in the Lincoln Park lagoon.

So go frick yourself.

Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 9:54 am to
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He is insane too, like looney toons. Believes he is Spring Hilled Jack and doesn't leave the house because the Federalis are killing for him.


At least you come by your posting honestly.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 9:55 am to
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Weird story, but it's nothing compared to what they'll encounter in Florida.
Posted by BRIllini07
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 9:56 am to
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Trashy people live in Elgin. FACT.


Why I moved away 20 years ago!

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And they haven't identified the remains yet of the body found in the Lincoln Park lagoon


Mr. Peck, I'm surprised they let you post from your cell.

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So go frick yourself.


Well this came out of nowhere
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 9:57 am to
WOW
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
1808 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 9:58 am to
Well frick me.

Was only going by what i heard last night on the news. Didn't know dude confessed. I would apologize but, go frick yourself.

Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:06 am to
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And they haven't identified the remains yet of the body found in the Lincoln Park lagoon. So go frick yourself.


Might have been a good idea to at least look at the link in the OP
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:08 am to
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He's a parrot head.


I came away reading the OP wondering how someone could dismember their mom after listening to Cheeseburger in Paradise. Alas, it was JIMI
Posted by Hester Carries
Member since Sep 2012
25943 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:10 am to
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On the lighter side:

Prior to moving my mom and dad had a debate on whether or not to take the basement sound system with them and try to re-install it in Florida (the speakers were wired into the walls of the basement). Dad wanted to take it, Mom wanted to leave it in IL. Mom won.


How is that the lighter side .

Your mom basically killed that lady.
Posted by Sampson
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:14 am to
Man from the title I was expecting some sort of realtor dispute OT question then things escalated quickly
Posted by Sterling Archer
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:24 am to
quote:

I got a weird uncle like that. 59 and never moved out.
Very odd guy. Just him and my grandpa. My grandma died so gramps is selling the farm and moving to suburban San Antonio, my uncle hasn't interacted with public since the 80's. This will be odd. I asked if I could hide cameras all over to film, because it's going to be like the Truman show.

He is insane too, like looney toons. Believes he is Spring Hilled Jack and doesn't leave the house because the Federalis are killing for him.


I hope your grandpa keeps the gun cabinet locked up
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:27 am to
Posted by LSUtigers111
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:28 am to
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He's a parrot head.


Or really likes Zeppelin. I love all of the mentioned artists though, and can't forget to add in the Lizard King while we're at it.
Posted by vl100butch
Ridgeland, MS
Member since Sep 2005
37335 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:29 am to
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Also, I'm glad this guy confessed before I had to explain to my parents that I may be the source of any "unidentified" male DNA in the basement carpet.




could there be unidentified female DNA as well?
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:31 am to
Ghoul story bro .
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