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re: So my wife actually made dinner tonight

Posted on 11/14/18 at 6:46 pm to
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11551 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 6:46 pm to
Rice takes like 15 minutes on the stove baw.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29502 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 6:48 pm to
We thought you were gonna tell us about she made you eat her pussy.

For boring stories about meals at home, post on the food board.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 7:02 pm to
Want to swap SO?
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 7:03 pm to
No. He might leave me for you.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175825 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 7:04 pm to
quote:

Rice takes like 15 minutes on the stove baw.


we'll be lucky to last 15 minutes Saturday baw
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3370 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 7:06 pm to
Rice in a bag takes 10 mins. Or cook noodles and make it pad Thai curry.
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17406 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 7:06 pm to
I am a sexy beast
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
13623 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

look at the directions on the rice and it says I have to let the shite soak for 30 minutes, then cook it for 50. WTF. An hour and twenty minutes for some frickin rice?!

Skip the rice. It’s just a filler. Eat more curry!
Posted by Brian Wilson
Member since Mar 2012
2016 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 8:03 pm to
Shoulda picked some up at the Chinese place on the way home.
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19513 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 8:24 pm to
You are everything wrong with men in this Country. Christ, it's fricking rice!
Posted by NOLAManBlog
The Big Nasty
Member since Dec 2012
1155 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 8:36 pm to
Day in and day out I'm appalled at how married men on this board are living. "Wife made me cook rice, ""Im having my monthly sex session today," "She threatens me with withholding sex." Along with 2018 women attention whoring and the rise of the Sodomites taking over schools, where's the motivation to get married and kids?
Posted by oilattorney4lsu
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2009
2068 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 9:17 pm to
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2 cups of rice 2 cups of water

quote:

I learned that shite in first grade


And then you immediately failed the 1st grade.
It’s 2 to 1 ratio. 2 cups of water for every 1 cup of rice. C’mon man!
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14977 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 9:24 pm to
real rice takes 20 maybe 25 minutes. I do it all the time. I use the finger knuckle method to measure. Makes perfect rice every time.
I don't know wtf you have there.
Posted by hondurantiger
Portland, OR
Member since Feb 2007
2175 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 10:00 pm to
2 cups water 1 cup rice.
Let it boil then
Turn down to med lo and wait 20 mins.
Just make the rice gringo
This post was edited on 11/14/18 at 10:02 pm
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22273 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 10:06 pm to
One day someone will ask me why America fell. I'll link them this thread.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105403 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 10:08 pm to
I appreciate the laugh, that was a legit funny story. I like when someone can properly put their experience in words. Bravo!
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58862 posts
Posted on 11/14/18 at 10:32 pm to
How is it possible for a grown person to not know how to master cooking fricken rice?
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