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Posted on 5/17/23 at 9:03 am to
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17104 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 9:03 am to
quote:

I take my contacts out at night and my bathroom is dark. I sit if I have to.



Just go outside like a real man.
Posted by BPTiger
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2011
5768 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 9:04 am to
Do the respondents specify if #2 was involved during the times they sat?

The only time I sit down to pee is during poopoo time.

Posted by cdhorn28
Member since Sep 2016
696 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 9:05 am to
I don't even sit to take a shite
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
17680 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 9:06 am to
Even when I have to shite, I make sure to pee standing up first THEN sit down and drop my deuce. Being a man outweighs logic and efficiency
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11302 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 9:07 am to
quote:

I don't even sit to take a shite


People in San Francisco don’t even use a toilet.
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
12906 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 9:15 am to
quote:

Dudes really sit to pee?
only the pretend dudes
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
18001 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 9:18 am to
This thread amazes me every time. Surprising how many people have trouble hitting a toilet in the dark or without contacts. It’s a pretty big target.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
14279 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 9:20 am to
quote:

Every single guy on the OT has pissed while sitting down
Yeah I don't think anybody pees standing then sits to poo.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
83120 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 9:20 am to
quote:

This thread amazes me every time. Surprising how many people have trouble hitting a toilet in the dark or without contacts. It’s a pretty big target.




bro, do you even pho?
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
19841 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 9:22 am to
Split streams man. Split streams
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
19134 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 9:23 am to
quote:

Even when I have to shite, I make sure to pee standing up first THEN sit down and drop my deuce.

Doing that backwards. Need to drop the log, then stand back up and cut it in half
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
11302 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 9:23 am to
Correctamundo!
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
24389 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 9:38 am to
quote:

Lmao who the frick sits down to pee



This'll be the next psy-op to demoralize men - "oh, you refuse to sit down to pee? What are you afraid of? It won't make you gay. Just sit down to piss."
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
2394 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 9:56 am to
quote:

quote:
Dudes really sit to pee?

We must be German.


Somehow that didn't come out right.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
86937 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 10:01 am to
quote:

Every MARRIED guy on the OT has pissed while sitting down.


where else am i going to get a few minutes' relief from the honey-dos and kids and browse TD? its literally the only place in my house where i can chill undisturbed.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
59057 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 10:02 am to
Truth
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15551 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 10:05 am to
quote:

This'll be the next psy-op to demoralize men - "oh, you refuse to sit down to pee? What are you afraid of? It won't make you gay. Just sit down to piss."




I'm more demoralized by a thread of middle aged men discussing the way strangers take a leak
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
137016 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 10:07 am to
quote:

Just go outside like a real man.

I pee in the backyard all the time. My wife hates it
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112430 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 10:29 am to
quote:

If you put your glasses on and have a night light in there for those exact situations then you can stand like a man.

I don't know, but there's something kind of funny saying that a REAL MAN USES A NIGHT LIGHT!
Posted by rented mule
Member since Sep 2005
2614 posts
Posted on 5/17/23 at 10:33 am to
quote:

I pee outside at least five times a day. I don't care who judges me.


This is the way. There is nothing more invigorating than a good pee outside on a cool, fall evening.
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