re: So I got the indecent proposal question from my GF

You failed her test but, you are absolutely right.

She’ll get over it.

I owe you a lot of money.

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Just curious but how old are you?

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You li'l hound dog, you.

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What about 100,000 and the dude nuts on her face?

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I'd give him 1k back if I get to kiss her right after

You can frick my gf for a Bass Pro gift card and a few Vicodin

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We've already established what you are. We're just haggling over the price.

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Reminds me of a joke ...

A boy asks his father if he can give him an example of the difference between hypothetically and realistically. The father thinks for a moment and says, "Sure I can. But firsI, I want you to go ask your mother if she'll sleep with the man next door for one million dollars." The kid runs off and quickly returns. He tells his father, "Mom says, yes." The father says, "Okay. Now go ask your sister if she'll sleep with the boy across the street for one million dollars." The boy runs to his sister's room and quickly returns. "She said yes, too" The father days, "Okay, you have your example." The boy doesn't understand and asks his father to explain. Dad says, "Hypothetically, we could be living with a couple of millionaires. But realistically, we're just living with a couple of whores."

The "best" answer is, it’s your body and it’s entirely your decision.

The "real"/most realistic answer is, who in the f*ck would pay you $1 million to sleep with them?

A million dollars? I'd agree for a pack of gum.

Is that Neil Patrick Harris's Dad? Looks just like him.