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So I got the indecent proposal question from my GF
Posted on 10/27/18 at 8:51 pm
Posted on 10/27/18 at 8:51 pm
and I blew it 
She asked me if someone offered 1,000,000 dollars to frick her for one night, would I take it.
I was like I would be offended if you DIDN'T take it lol.
shite for all I know you fricking other people for free But like, it's irresponsible to not take that when you are talking about life changing money. That's your kid's education. That's starting a business. That's living in a better neighborhood. For one night, I can suck it up and you can (literally) too.
apparently, that was the wrong answer
She asked me if someone offered 1,000,000 dollars to frick her for one night, would I take it.
I was like I would be offended if you DIDN'T take it lol.
shite for all I know you fricking other people for free
But like, it's irresponsible to not take that when you are talking about life changing money. That's your kid's education. That's starting a business. That's living in a better neighborhood. For one night, I can suck it up and you can (literally) too. apparently, that was the wrong answer
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Posted on 10/27/18 at 8:51 pm to vodka
I don’t believe you
Posted on 10/27/18 at 8:53 pm to vodka
What about 100,000 and the dude nuts on her face?
Posted on 10/27/18 at 8:54 pm to vodka
Dumb arse
Posted on 10/27/18 at 8:54 pm to vodka
She fricked me last night for a pack of gum
Posted on 10/27/18 at 8:55 pm to vodka
Posted on 10/27/18 at 9:00 pm to vodka
this reminds me of a thread i made a few months ago
rationality is not welcome
chores, not sex, so less of a cost for sure
rationality is not welcome
chores, not sex, so less of a cost for sure
Posted on 10/27/18 at 9:03 pm to vodka
quote:
apparently, that was the wrong answer
Ask her how many got to hit it for free? Turn that shite around.
Posted on 10/27/18 at 9:04 pm to vodka
quote:
My gf just bet me $20 that the red Sox played the Yankees in the world series
quote:
So I got the indecent proposal question from my GF
Sounds like a keeper
Posted on 10/27/18 at 9:05 pm to vodka
Sounds like the right answer to me
Posted on 10/27/18 at 9:07 pm to MF Doom
quote:
What about 100,000 and the dude nuts on her face?
He’ll, I’d take 10,000 for a dude to nut on my face.
Posted on 10/27/18 at 9:09 pm to vodka
She cheated on you and this is a question asked in a joking way out of guilt.
Posted on 10/27/18 at 9:10 pm to MF Doom
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What about 100,000 and the dude nuts on her face?
everyone has a price
the price i have for my GF is approx 85,000. you give me 85,000 you can spluge all you want on her.
Posted on 10/27/18 at 9:12 pm to vodka
It was a test, baw. You failed.
Posted on 10/27/18 at 9:22 pm to vodka
When the movie Indecent Proposal came out 20+ years ago Saturday Night Live did a skit called Ignorant Proposal. It featured an African American couple being offered $10 cash and $5 worth of hamburger meat for a night with the wife. They took it.
That skit was funny but would never fly today.
That skit was funny but would never fly today.
Posted on 10/27/18 at 9:28 pm to vodka
You failed the test because you didn’t know what test you were taking.
The test wasn’t, “Is my poon worth more than $1 million bucks to you?”
The test was this: “Are you willing to lie to me to show that you’ll participate in my romantic fantasy?”
If y’all are ever actually faced with this dilemma in real life, believe me, she’ll drop those panties for a fraction of $1 Mil, and you’ll light the candles and turn down the bed for them.
The test wasn’t, “Is my poon worth more than $1 million bucks to you?”
The test was this: “Are you willing to lie to me to show that you’ll participate in my romantic fantasy?”
If y’all are ever actually faced with this dilemma in real life, believe me, she’ll drop those panties for a fraction of $1 Mil, and you’ll light the candles and turn down the bed for them.
Posted on 10/27/18 at 9:30 pm to Jimbeaux
This guy gets it.
Just curious but how old are you?
Posted on 10/27/18 at 9:32 pm to Jimbeaux
usually, i would try to placate her but, i'm not wrong. if Abraham can give up his wife to the pharaoh in the bible, for the greater good of their relationship, then i can do the same to put our kids kids through college.
she in her feelings, i'm just go let her be. she never should have asked
she in her feelings, i'm just go let her be. she never should have asked
Posted on 10/27/18 at 9:32 pm to Jimbeaux
We’ve already established what you are. We’re just haggling over the price.
Posted on 10/27/18 at 9:42 pm to hombreman9
she asked the question then turned around and said she is offerend because she isn't for sale,. if she isn't for sale why the frick did you ask the fricking question. double talking motherfricker
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