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re: SO found some porn on my laptop (NSFW)

Posted on 7/15/14 at 3:14 pm to
Posted by LouisianaLady
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 3:14 pm to
It's me, it's me! I swear it :)

He gone for the summer.
Posted by Count Chocula
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63908 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

He gone for the summer.
Board games just got way more interesting.
Posted by SPEEDY
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Member since Dec 2003
83359 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 3:15 pm to
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quote:

MOC


I'm scared to ask.



Men On Cocks
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
22151 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 3:16 pm to
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Did we get the answer to this yet?


Still waiting.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67052 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 3:17 pm to
Just be honest with her. When she asks what Amy has that she doesn't tell her that she'll let him watch her f&%k another woman. You just may be able to rope her into a threesome. Be clear and direct that your sexual needs aren't being met and that porn is helping you to stay faithful to her by sating your unfulfilled needs.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 3:22 pm to
If only things worked like that IRL, Dr Phil
This post was edited on 7/15/14 at 3:23 pm
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67052 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 3:25 pm to
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If only things worked like that IRL, Dr Phil


I was really hoping some poor idiot would go home to his SO and try that stupidity. I'm still waiting for the thread calling me out saying "Kingbob's advice didn't work at all!!!" I just make shite up just to see what people will take seriously. I'm not even kidding, read my post history, I claim to be an expert on literally every topic
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 3:27 pm to
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I claim to be an expert on literally every topic
Like me, I stir up a hornet's nest of shite, then haul arse out the thread! Leave it to the experts
Posted by Oily Tigah
City of Surup
Member since May 2007
2373 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 3:27 pm to
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women in porn do the type of shite women in real life won't


Maybe the women you frick around with.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67052 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 3:29 pm to
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Like me, I stir up a hornet's nest of shite, then haul arse out the thread! Leave it to the experts


My favorite was this one thread on the SECOT about 9/11 truthers where I assumed the roll of a structural engineer and the other posters were citing my posts as evidence that 9/11 wasn't an insider plot.
Posted by Count Chocula
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 3:31 pm to
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where I assumed the roll of a structural engineer


Watch it, that may be right up LL's fantasy ally.
Posted by 8thYrSenior
Member since May 2014
33 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 3:40 pm to
Do what any man would do.
Invite her to join in the viewing next time. She'll either not find it a turn on and leave which results in the usual solo fap session or she'll try to one up the porn star. Either way no harm, no foul on your part. Unless she's super uptight and it just freaks her out. In that case, sorry bud your sex life's a bore.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 3:42 pm to
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sorry bud your sex life's a bore.


no its not! My wife and Amy are both great in the bedroom
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 3:55 pm to
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I don't save/download porn.


I have a couple high def porn vids on my laptop just in case power or Internet goes out. Comes in real handy during hurricane season and entergy is sucking hard.
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 3:57 pm to
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entergy is sucking hard.

why would you need porn if they are sucking hard?
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81188 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 3:58 pm to
That's dedication, man
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 5:33 pm to
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Me and my ole lady do terribly filthy things. She knows there's nothing any porn star does that she won't.
well hadn't you just struck gold hadn't you my man.... : .


To be honest I don't want my gf to be all about doing absolutely anything we can find on porn ... Those girls on porn are making a fantasy, y'all don't really think that is the shite the porn stars love to do everyday with her ol' man under the sheets at home right?

I mean all I need is my that wants to please me and wants me to feel good and willing to do whatever it takes.... Don't need her immolating make believe movies. I love that she had boundaries that I can respect, ye give and take in a relationship is what love is all about "


But I'm live or let live.. If a couple is into something some would find unorthodox l, more power to them, I actually encourage going outside the norm but with someone you are comfortable with an can share it with , like to hear the stories
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 7/15/14 at 5:37 pm to
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I have a couple high def porn vids on my laptop just in case power or Internet goes out. Comes in real handy during hurricane season and entergy is sucking hard.
maybe I'm the weird one , but I couldn't tell you the last time I sat down to search porn to flog the manatee... I just basically don't masterbait much at all. Guess that's a good thing considering my needs are always taken care of..... : dunno:
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
80766 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 5:38 pm to
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Your girlfriend sounds great.

Y'all, uh... Wanna come by one night for board games and wine?
I didn't realize you and Jones were swingers...
Posted by TigerTatorTots
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Member since Jul 2009
80766 posts
Posted on 7/15/14 at 5:40 pm to
That's gotta be Jones
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