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So-called "moon landing"

Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:48 am
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77899 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:48 am
So do I have this straight; please correct my facts:

- 20+ years of engineering tests and physics equations trying to get a rocket off the ground on Earth before we actually got something into outer space but yet the LIM just worked the FIRST TIME, no problem, no fuel issues, no "we have never been on the moon so maybe we need to rn some tests" problems launching that SQUARE BOX back into space from the moon's surface, no leaks, no explosions, no incorrect ballast or physicis calculations that were fixed by iterative testing..no it just happened. Perfectly. The first time.

- The MOON CAR. So we are to believe 2 astronauts pulled a magic string (bubba wallace, avert your eyes) and out popped a PERFECTLY working vehicle..again..the first time..why it was a miracle! The fuel; batteries or whatever..just flawlessly worked in -50 degree temps i or whatever the climate was like.

in the 1960s.

WOW. We nailed it without even a single test! If its below 20 for more than a couple days my own car has about a 50/50 chance of starting. No no, trust us.

What a bunch of bull.

We've been distracted this whole time. Area 51 isn't little green aliens and a crashed ship; its a massive facility housing fake gray sand dunes in a sphere painted black on the interior to fake moon landings.

That's way more plausbile than the bullshite about aliens.

Oh and if you have any questions about the 5,000 engineers working for over a decade on the complicated physics and galactic engineering that went into making the MOON CAR work, NASA would like to direct your attention to this HI-TEK 9 second animation that should answer the most critical questions about it.

OFFICIAL NASA MOON CAR UNLOADING ANIMATION



That should shut up the doubters!

now go finish your tax returns. we have to feed the government.
Posted by blueboxer1119
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2013
7965 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:49 am to
Didn’t happen.

We just decided it wasn’t interesting enough to return I guess.
This post was edited on 2/20/24 at 9:53 am
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34873 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:50 am to
I think the 60s moon stuff has been pretty thoroughly debunked.
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78287 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:50 am to
Now do one about The Pod People among us .
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11166 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:51 am to
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but yet the LIM just worked the FIRST TIME, no problem, no fuel issues,


The lander was tested in orbit a couple of times before putting people on the moon. Also, the "11" in the name Apollo 11 means it was the 11th Apollo mission
Posted by Roberteaux
mandeville
Member since Sep 2009
5809 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:51 am to
iT's fLaTTtTTT
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22699 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:51 am to
Careful you don't walk too far or you might fall off the edge of the earth.
Posted by vistajay
Member since Oct 2012
2486 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:52 am to
Funny how no foreign government, with vastly more intelligence gathering resources than you and your googling, has ever seriously disputed the moon landing.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34873 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:53 am to
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Funny how no foreign government, with vastly more intelligence gathering resources than you and your googling, has ever seriously disputed the moon landing.


Funny how many billions of dollars we send them all every year also. I wonder when that started?
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58532 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:53 am to
It was black girl magic running the numbers in a back room.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77899 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:54 am to
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Funny how no foreign government, with vastly more intelligence gathering resources than you and your googling, has ever seriously disputed the moon landing.
the same ones that were all in lock-step regarding paper masks and '6 feet apart' and threw dissenters into gulags?
Posted by lsuguy84
CO
Member since Feb 2009
19572 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:55 am to
Posted by SpencerRob
Pass Christian, MS
Member since May 2008
1130 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:55 am to
And multiple governments have photographed the equipment left behind.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77899 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:55 am to
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And multiple governments have photographed the equipment left behind.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98103 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:57 am to
WAKE UP PEOPLE
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
17184 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:58 am to
You kept mentioning that there were no tests, but there were in fact, numerous tests.
Posted by supatigah
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:58 am to
Posted by WonPercent
BATON ROUGE
Member since Aug 2023
414 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:58 am to
I remember my first bong hit.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53476 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 9:59 am to
The moon isn't real.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77899 posts
Posted on 2/20/24 at 10:00 am to
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An upscaled and resounded version of Apollo 16 mission "Grand Prix"


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