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Sneezing while driving is terrifying
Posted on 11/30/23 at 7:40 am
Posted on 11/30/23 at 7:40 am
I was driving this morning, not at a high rate of speed but with a lot of cars around. Was about to shift a couple lanes and get into a turn lane when two sneezes happened, one after the other. I had a foot on the brake but didn't want to slam on it because there was traffic behind me.
So I just pointed to the open hole and applied slight pressure.
Lucky no one pulled in front of me in those 2 seconds.
Made me think how terrifying having a proper sneezing fit is on the interstate at a high rate of speed.
Anyone else hate this experience or have a bad episode to share?
So I just pointed to the open hole and applied slight pressure.
Lucky no one pulled in front of me in those 2 seconds.
Made me think how terrifying having a proper sneezing fit is on the interstate at a high rate of speed.

Anyone else hate this experience or have a bad episode to share?
Posted on 11/30/23 at 7:42 am to fr33manator
quote:well I’m not a woman so…
Anyone else hate this experience or have a bad episode to share?
Posted on 11/30/23 at 7:42 am to fr33manator
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Anyone else hate this experience or have a bad episode to share?
Sneezing while driving 108 on the Autobahn in Germany is kinda terrifying. Probably the only time I seriously tried to keep my eyes open and do a half sneeze.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 7:45 am to fr33manator
Don't ever blow your nose extremely hard while driving. You're just asking for a wreck.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 7:45 am to fr33manator
I generally don’t attempt to switch lanes when I feel a sneeze coming on. 

Posted on 11/30/23 at 7:46 am to fr33manator
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So I just pointed to the open hole and applied slight pressure.
That's how I've always done it.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 7:51 am to fr33manator
Once gotten road head in Alexandria after picking up a girl from GiGis at 3am and shitfaced.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 7:51 am to fr33manator
I’m not convinced this won’t be how I die.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 7:53 am to fr33manator
The best is when I’m driving my big truck camper in snow with screaming kids in the back through a construction zone with concrete barriers on either side of me and about 4 inches of “shoulder.”
This post was edited on 11/30/23 at 7:55 am
Posted on 11/30/23 at 7:53 am to fr33manator
I had a sneezing fit while driving down the back road to the house, I was turning and didn't want to take my eyes off the road.
With all that was happening I didn't do the best job of covering my mouth. I demolished my daughter in the passenger seat with snot. She was mad for an hour
With all that was happening I didn't do the best job of covering my mouth. I demolished my daughter in the passenger seat with snot. She was mad for an hour

Posted on 11/30/23 at 7:54 am to fr33manator
buy a car that auto steers.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 7:55 am to fr33manator
Having a sneeze attack while in line at the grocery store is much worse
Everyone in line looks at you like you have a 3rd eye
It happened to me yesterday.
Everyone in line looks at you like you have a 3rd eye
It happened to me yesterday.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 7:57 am to tgrbaitn08
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Having a sneeze attack while in line at the grocery store is much worse
Everyone in line looks at you like you have a 3rd eye
It happened to me yesterday.
since you don't like people that probably was effective in clearing them out.

Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:05 am to t00f
Yeah, I just dgaf. There’s nothing I could do about it except say “I’m sorry” and just sneeze in my arm.
It was a little embarrassing but wtf am I supposed to to? The cashier was just laughing bc I think he was high
It was a little embarrassing but wtf am I supposed to to? The cashier was just laughing bc I think he was high

Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:06 am to fr33manator
Fond memories of high school come up when my cinematography teacher was lecturing and she sneezed hard and too sudden. A loud fart echoed at the same time while she was sitting on her wood stool. Everyone laughed including her.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:07 am to BoogaBear
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With all that was happening I didn't do the best job of covering my mouth. I demolished my daughter in the passenger seat with snot.
Is this how you got your name?
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:08 am to McLemore
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The best is when I’m driving my big truck camper in snow with screaming kids in the back through a construction zone with concrete barriers on either side of me and about 4 inches of “shoulder.”
That escalated quickly

Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:09 am to fr33manator
What’s scarier is if a wasp gets in your car when you’ve got the windows down driving down the highway.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:09 am to fr33manator
I sneezed once on the interstate and it was one of those 3-4 back to back sneezes and it made me a little lightheaded, so not only did I have to blindly navigate to the shoulder in the midst of a vicious sneeze attack but I had to wait for my brain to reboot.
Pretty terrifying.

Pretty terrifying.
Posted on 11/30/23 at 8:17 am to fr33manator
Can't say I've ever had that experience but I do let out an occasional fart when my butler is taking me home from Fogo de Chao.
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