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Single people of the OT
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:42 pm
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:42 pm
Here is a little slice of a married mans day
Wife(with Masters Degree)
"Do people in space really sleep standing up?"
Me
"Not sure if your serious?"
Wife
"Yes. I would think I could tell the difference"
Me
" Ok, if you are in space what is up and what is down?
Wife
"Up is up"
Me
"I don't think you understand gravity and space"
Wife
"Just drop it"
Me
"Let me explain it to you"
Wife
"You know your and a-hole, and I don't need you belittling me in front of our son"
I mean did I say something wrong? What the hell. Oh yea been married 12 years
Wife(with Masters Degree)
"Do people in space really sleep standing up?"
Me
"Not sure if your serious?"
Wife
"Yes. I would think I could tell the difference"
Me
" Ok, if you are in space what is up and what is down?
Wife
"Up is up"
Me
"I don't think you understand gravity and space"
Wife
"Just drop it"
Me
"Let me explain it to you"
Wife
"You know your and a-hole, and I don't need you belittling me in front of our son"
I mean did I say something wrong? What the hell. Oh yea been married 12 years
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Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:43 pm to Lugnut
quote:
I mean did I say something wrong
quote:
"Let me explain it to you
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:44 pm to Lugnut
Pics?
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:44 pm to jojothetireguy
Do you even Mansplain bro?
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:45 pm to Lugnut
You could explain physics to her while she explains grammar to you.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:45 pm to Lugnut
Your educated wife would point out the following:
Masters' degree
you're
quote:
Masters Degree
Masters' degree
quote:
Not sure if your serious?
you're
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:45 pm to Lugnut
Guilty of mansplaining. Enjoy jerking off until March
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:45 pm to Lugnut
I had a similar discussion with my wife about space recently. She thought rocket launches into to space were going to the moon and other planets. I laughed so damn hard...
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:46 pm to Lugnut
You don't ever mansplain to a woman you want to continue to sleep with.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:47 pm to Lugnut
It's not what you said. It's how you said it.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:50 pm to Lugnut
quote:
"Up is up"
Whatever is above my head is what I consider Up.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:50 pm to Lugnut
12 yrs and you still dont understand the only acceptible answer to a womans question is umm hmmm and nod in agreement if she isnt sure? this allows her to always assume you either agree with her or assume she is thinking correctly
hell im single and know this
hell im single and know this
This post was edited on 11/30/17 at 6:51 pm
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:50 pm to Lugnut
quote:
You know you're an a-hole*
There you go you. Degrees mean nothing
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:50 pm to Lugnut
Let me guess, her Master's degree is one of the following: sociology (or one of the social sciences), education, or human resources/health administration.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:51 pm to Lugnut
quote:
I mean did I say something wrong?
quote:
Oh yea been married 12 years
Come on man, don't play dumb. You've learned by now...
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:51 pm to Lugnut
quote:
I mean did I say something wrong?
You forgot to ask where your sammich was.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:52 pm to Lugnut
quote:
"Do people in space really sleep standing up?"
Me
"I don't know. Let's Google it."
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:52 pm to keakar
12 years and yes apparently I don't!
As far as grammar, I don't care
As far as grammar, I don't care
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:55 pm to bamagreycoat
quote:
Do you even Mansplain bro?
Do you even know how to use a meme?
Posted on 11/30/17 at 6:55 pm to Lugnut
quote:
Wife(with Masters Degree)
"Do people in space really sleep standing up?"
Me
"Not sure if your serious?"
Wife
"Yes. I would think I could tell the difference"
Me
" Ok, if you are in space what is up and what is down?
Wife
"Up is up"
Me
"I don't think you understand gravity and space"
Wife
"Just drop it"
Me
"Let me explain it to you"
Wife
"You know your and a-hole, and I don't need you belittling me in front of our son"
“You need to calm down”
That would have put you over the top I think
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