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Lugnut
LSU Fan
Hazelhurst MS
Member since Nov 2016
549 posts

Single people of the OT
Here is a little slice of a married mans day

Wife(with Masters Degree)
"Do people in space really sleep standing up?"
Me
"Not sure if your serious?"
Wife
"Yes. I would think I could tell the difference"
Me
" Ok, if you are in space what is up and what is down?
Wife
"Up is up"
Me
"I don't think you understand gravity and space"
Wife
"Just drop it"
Me
"Let me explain it to you"
Wife
"You know your and a-hole, and I don't need you belittling me in front of our son"

I mean did I say something wrong? What the hell. Oh yea been married 12 years


jojothetireguy
New Orleans Saints Fan
Live out in Coconut Grove
Member since Jan 2009
9881 posts

re: Single people of the OT
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I mean did I say something wrong


quote:

"Let me explain it to you


HogBalls
Arkansas Fan
Arkansas/Loozanna Line
Member since Nov 2014
2622 posts

re: Single people of the OT
Pics?


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bamagreycoat
Alabama Fan
Member since Oct 2012
3071 posts

re: Single people of the OT
Do you even Mansplain bro?


shutterspeed
Arkansas State Fan
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
43943 posts

re: Single people of the OT
You could explain physics to her while she explains grammar to you.


foshizzle
LSU Fan
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
37789 posts

re: Single people of the OT
Your educated wife would point out the following:

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Masters Degree


Masters' degree

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Not sure if your serious?


you're


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jdeval1
LSU Fan
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts

re: Single people of the OT
Guilty of mansplaining. Enjoy jerking off until March


wickowick
LSU Fan
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
36439 posts

re: Single people of the OT
I had a similar discussion with my wife about space recently. She thought rocket launches into to space were going to the moon and other planets. I laughed so damn hard...


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tlsu15
LSU Fan
Dallas
Member since Aug 2011
6377 posts

re: Single people of the OT
You don't ever mansplain to a woman you want to continue to sleep with.


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SLafourche07
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Member since Feb 2008
3950 posts

re: Single people of the OT
It's not what you said. It's how you said it.


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jcaz
LSU Fan
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
2523 posts

re: Single people of the OT
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"Up is up"


Whatever is above my head is what I consider Up.


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keakar
Member since Jan 2017
3847 posts

re: Single people of the OT
12 yrs and you still dont understand the only acceptible answer to a womans question is umm hmmm and nod in agreement if she isnt sure? this allows her to always assume you either agree with her or assume she is thinking correctly

hell im single and know this
This post was edited on 11/30 at 6:51 pm


mailman
Louisiana Tech Fan
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
5359 posts

re: Single people of the OT
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You know you're an a-hole*


There you go you. Degrees mean nothing


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hojo
LSU Fan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Mar 2005
338 posts

re: Single people of the OT
Let me guess, her Master's degree is one of the following: sociology (or one of the social sciences), education, or human resources/health administration.


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Azkiger
Member since Nov 2016
1943 posts

re: Single people of the OT
quote:

I mean did I say something wrong?


quote:

Oh yea been married 12 years


Come on man, don't play dumb. You've learned by now...


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Lsuhoohoo
Houston Astros Fan
Member since Sep 2007
53296 posts

re: Single people of the OT
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I mean did I say something wrong?


You forgot to ask where your sammich was.


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Rouge
USA Fan
TD.com HOF Member - Class of 2014
Member since Oct 2004
116551 posts

re: Single people of the OT
quote:

"Do people in space really sleep standing up?"
Me
"I don't know. Let's Google it."


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Lugnut
LSU Fan
Hazelhurst MS
Member since Nov 2016
549 posts

re: Single people of the OT
12 years and yes apparently I don't!

As far as grammar, I don't care


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Pectus
New Orleans Saints Fan
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
62909 posts

re: Single people of the OT
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Do you even Mansplain bro?



Do you even know how to use a meme?


GeauxxxTigers23
USA Fan
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
51263 posts

re: Single people of the OT
quote:

Wife(with Masters Degree)
"Do people in space really sleep standing up?"
Me
"Not sure if your serious?"
Wife
"Yes. I would think I could tell the difference"
Me
" Ok, if you are in space what is up and what is down?
Wife
"Up is up"
Me
"I don't think you understand gravity and space"
Wife
"Just drop it"
Me
"Let me explain it to you"
Wife
"You know your and a-hole, and I don't need you belittling me in front of our son"


“You need to calm down”

That would have put you over the top I think


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