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Posted on 12/1/17 at 12:21 am to Lugnut
That's about right.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 5:44 am to Lugnut
You should have started your mansplaining like this, “Yes, I guess they do. The funny thing is that they could even be sleeping standing on their heads and not even know it.” Then perhaps you could have successfully changed the subject to the relativity of what we refer to as positioning. But the way you did it was just a demeaning micro aggression which will lead to divorce.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 6:21 am to Lugnut
thanks i needed this
Posted on 12/1/17 at 6:34 am to Lugnut
I’d be the most concerned about that last sentence.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 6:45 am to Breesus
quote:
Man: hey what do you want for dinner
Woman: what the frick! I don't always choose the dinner place. Why do you have to be such and a-hole. Why don't you choose the dinner place for a change? It's not my fault you don't get what you want.
Man: what?
Woman: oh, I thought you meant "what do YOU want for dinner" like you were saying that I always choose and you're mad about that. Are you mad about that?
Man:no. Can you just pick dinner?
Woman: why are you so angry. You can pick dinner. Where ever you want to go.
Man: steak.
Woman: no.
Man: burgers.
Woman: no
Man: pizza
Woman: no.
Man: that stupid salad place you always want to go to.
Woman: I'm OK with that of its what you want.
Woman: [waits]
Woman: *sigh*
Man: what?
Woman: it's...just that...I had that for lunch
This post was edited on 12/1/17 at 6:46 am
Posted on 12/1/17 at 6:53 am to Lugnut
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Here is a little slice of a married mans day
I was "dating" this chick while in college and we were in the cafeteria one day getting lunch. On the tv it was showing the space shuttle on one of its missions. It happened to be raining that day, too. She innocently and seriously asked if the space shuttle had windshield wipers...and when I asked why she said because it was raining up there...
She was such a sweet girl...with a huge set of tittays and loved showing them off when she was drunk.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:21 am to Lugnut
The only thing you missed was telling her she is turning into her mom. They like that and it always calms things down.
Posted on 12/1/17 at 7:37 am to Lugnut
I can tell you this! My wife passed and I now spend much time hauling MIL around to docs and to appointments and on shopping runs. There is a host of things we discuss that she knows nothing about but she will not admit that I am right. Oh well...... just grin and bear it.
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