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Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103934 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:15 pm to
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Add in "You're acting crazy" and you've activated the nuclear launch code



Throw the word "bitch" in there for maximum rustle
Posted by georgia
445
Member since Jan 2007
9229 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:56 pm to
He acts like the concept of horizontal and vertical is something they forget exists when they get outside of the gravitational pull.
Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

Wife(with Masters Degree)


Don't care about the master degree, but you got pics?
Posted by DrSteveBrule
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
12549 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:10 pm to
90% of all fights in a normal marriage are caused by a woman not liking the man's "tone"
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
91793 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:12 pm to
Tell the whore to cook and clean, it's all they're good for, sad times we live in with all the spineless men that marry these women that won't do either.

Posted by White Bear
Homeless
Member since Jul 2014
17815 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:13 pm to
No sugar tonite.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

90% of all fights in a normal marriage are caused by a woman not liking the man's "tone"


Man: hey what do you want for dinner

Woman: what the frick! I don't always choose the dinner place. Why do you have to be such and a-hole. Why don't you choose the dinner place for a change? It's not my fault you don't get what you want.

Man: what?

Woman: oh, I thought you meant "what do YOU want for dinner" like you were saying that I always choose and you're mad about that. Are you mad about that?

Man:no. Can you just pick dinner?

Woman: why are you so angry. You can pick dinner. Where ever you want to go.

Man: steak.

Woman: no.

Man: burgers.

Woman: no

Man: pizza

Woman: no.

Man: that stupid salad place you always want to go to.

Woman: I'm OK with that of its what you want.
Posted by MiloDanglers
on a dock on a bay
Member since Apr 2012
6558 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

I don't think you understand gravity and space"


Where you failed miserably
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8583 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:43 pm to
Exactly. Don't talk to her like we talk to each other on TD. That's where you went wrong.
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43482 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:48 pm to
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He acts like the concept of horizontal and vertical is something they forget exists when they get outside of the gravitational pull.


Floating is space is supposed to be extremely disorienting. Up to you is always up, sure. But your up could be the spacecraft's down. Or left.

"Up" isn't the same for everything and everyone around you anymore.
Posted by BlackCoffeeKid
Member since Mar 2016
12889 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:51 pm to
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the concept of horizontal and vertical is something they forget exists when they get outside of the gravitational pull.

Actually, when it comes to aeronautics, I believe yaw, pitch, and roll are considered your axis. Not horizontal and vertical.
Posted by Kvothe
Member since Sep 2016
2101 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:55 pm to
Everyone in this thread should go read Enders Game. Obviously science fiction, but the author does a really good job describing zero gravity maneuvering.
Posted by BlackCoffeeKid
Member since Mar 2016
12889 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:56 pm to
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Everyone in this thread should go read Enders Game.

Assuming it dives into Newton's Laws?
Posted by OldTigahFot
Drinkin' with the rocket scientists
Member since Jan 2012
10507 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:57 pm to
The only correct answer is "Yes, dear".

Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:15 pm to
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We finally talked about it and guess what? It was my tone!

We are all good now.

I love being married again


I’m guessing this isn’t the first time your tone has been an issue. I suspect it won’t be the last.
This post was edited on 11/30/17 at 10:16 pm
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:18 pm to
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Exactly. Don't talk to her like we talk to each other on TD. That's where you went wrong.


Seems pretty fricking obvious, but apparently it’s not.
Posted by georgia
445
Member since Jan 2007
9229 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:19 pm to
I saw a video once of a girl washing her hair in space. It looked pretty gross and not very effective at all.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:20 pm to
Sounds like my wife except for the masters
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:20 pm to
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Everyone in this thread should go read Enders Game


One of the few scenes the movie got right solves this whole thread. OP should've just shown her the enders game which way is up YouTube video.
Posted by Bullseye
Madisonville
Member since Oct 2017
241 posts
Posted on 11/30/17 at 11:57 pm to
Everything you say is wrong. Except on pay day. It's all good on pay day. 20 yrs. Married.
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