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re: Single people of the OT
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:15 pm to CrimsonTideMD
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:15 pm to CrimsonTideMD
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Add in "You're acting crazy" and you've activated the nuclear launch code
Throw the word "bitch" in there for maximum rustle
Posted on 11/30/17 at 8:56 pm to TheIndulger
He acts like the concept of horizontal and vertical is something they forget exists when they get outside of the gravitational pull.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:09 pm to Lugnut
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Wife(with Masters Degree)
Don't care about the master degree, but you got pics?
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:10 pm to OWLFAN86
90% of all fights in a normal marriage are caused by a woman not liking the man's "tone"
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:12 pm to Lugnut
Tell the whore to cook and clean, it's all they're good for, sad times we live in with all the spineless men that marry these women that won't do either.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:16 pm to DrSteveBrule
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90% of all fights in a normal marriage are caused by a woman not liking the man's "tone"
Man: hey what do you want for dinner
Woman: what the frick! I don't always choose the dinner place. Why do you have to be such and a-hole. Why don't you choose the dinner place for a change? It's not my fault you don't get what you want.
Man: what?
Woman: oh, I thought you meant "what do YOU want for dinner" like you were saying that I always choose and you're mad about that. Are you mad about that?
Man:no. Can you just pick dinner?
Woman: why are you so angry. You can pick dinner. Where ever you want to go.
Man: steak.
Woman: no.
Man: burgers.
Woman: no
Man: pizza
Woman: no.
Man: that stupid salad place you always want to go to.
Woman: I'm OK with that of its what you want.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:28 pm to Lugnut
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I don't think you understand gravity and space"
Where you failed miserably
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:43 pm to MiloDanglers
Exactly. Don't talk to her like we talk to each other on TD. That's where you went wrong.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:48 pm to georgia
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He acts like the concept of horizontal and vertical is something they forget exists when they get outside of the gravitational pull.
Floating is space is supposed to be extremely disorienting. Up to you is always up, sure. But your up could be the spacecraft's down. Or left.
"Up" isn't the same for everything and everyone around you anymore.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:51 pm to georgia
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the concept of horizontal and vertical is something they forget exists when they get outside of the gravitational pull.
Actually, when it comes to aeronautics, I believe yaw, pitch, and roll are considered your axis. Not horizontal and vertical.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:55 pm to BlackCoffeeKid
Everyone in this thread should go read Enders Game. Obviously science fiction, but the author does a really good job describing zero gravity maneuvering.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:56 pm to Kvothe
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Everyone in this thread should go read Enders Game.
Assuming it dives into Newton's Laws?
Posted on 11/30/17 at 9:57 pm to Lugnut
The only correct answer is "Yes, dear".
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:15 pm to Lugnut
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We finally talked about it and guess what? It was my tone!
We are all good now.
I love being married again
I’m guessing this isn’t the first time your tone has been an issue. I suspect it won’t be the last.
This post was edited on 11/30/17 at 10:16 pm
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:18 pm to Grit-Eating Shin
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Exactly. Don't talk to her like we talk to each other on TD. That's where you went wrong.
Seems pretty fricking obvious, but apparently it’s not.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:19 pm to Hulkklogan
I saw a video once of a girl washing her hair in space. It looked pretty gross and not very effective at all.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:20 pm to Lugnut
Sounds like my wife except for the masters
Posted on 11/30/17 at 10:20 pm to Kvothe
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Everyone in this thread should go read Enders Game
One of the few scenes the movie got right solves this whole thread. OP should've just shown her the enders game which way is up YouTube video.
Posted on 11/30/17 at 11:57 pm to Lugnut
Everything you say is wrong. Except on pay day. It's all good on pay day. 20 yrs. Married.
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