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Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:39 pm
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:39 pm


When a front fart tickles your taint.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
28010 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:42 pm to
Drinking that first beer in 4-5 sips after a long week and then actually slowly enjoying the second one.
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3782 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:47 pm to
Humping your wife’s leg at 6:30 in the morning and she doesn’t scream no.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56776 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:48 pm to
Finally getting away from enough folks to remove your nutsack from your thigh.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76242 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:53 pm to
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Finally getting away from enough folks to remove your nutsack from your thigh.

I didn't know you were all sophisticated and stuff.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
76242 posts
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:54 pm to
Sitting on the porch and drinking a beer right after you've gotten off the mower.

Post-mower beers are some of the best.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45586 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:21 am to
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drinking a beer right after you've gotten off the mower.


I’m sure your mower appreciates it even more. You should offer him a beer also.
Posted by dontpeeinthepool
Member since May 2020
52 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 2:49 am to
That mower likes his lube job
Posted by FLTech
he/won
Member since Sep 2017
29195 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 6:40 am to
I like to take real long dumps while reading on my phone
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23568 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 6:58 am to
A good cup of coffee.
A good book.
Autumn evenings sitting on the front porch.
Posted by tigernation81
Lake Charles La
Member since May 2012
278 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:47 am to
Grabbing the weed eater knowing you restrung it the last time you cut.
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3780 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:00 am to
What no boogie nights quote yet.

I like simple pleasures, like butter in my arse, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45206 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:01 am to
Am I the only one that doesn't know what a front fart is?
Posted by TheDude
Member since May 2004
2699 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:21 am to
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Sitting on the porch and drinking a beer right after you've gotten off the mower.

Post-mower beers are some of the best.


Those are nice. I've lately been putting the mower away, grabbing a beer out of the garage fridge, and heading straight to the shower. Shower beers are pretty damn great too.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7586 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:22 am to
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Am I the only one that doesn't know what a front fart is?
When you fart while sitting down, and it creates a bubble that escapes to the front.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66912 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:29 am to
A nice fat joint as I pedal through the marsh on my yak before sunrise
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:31 am to
quote:

When you fart while sitting down, and it creates a bubble that escapes to the front.


Not what I expected. I thought it might be a queef for a woman and an involuntary belch for a man.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151627 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:32 am to
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Humping your wife’s leg at 6:30 in the morning and she doesn’t scream no.
humping your side piece at 6:30am and she screams YES
Posted by DivotBreath
On the course
Member since Oct 2007
3736 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:37 am to
The smell of fresh baked bread.

Not having to set an alarm clock at night before laying down.

Watching your child excel at something.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
38456 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:38 am to
quote:

Shower beers are pretty damn great too.


A must on any tailgate/game day morning.
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