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Simple Pleasures
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:39 pm
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:39 pm
When a front fart tickles your taint.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:42 pm to Langland
Drinking that first beer in 4-5 sips after a long week and then actually slowly enjoying the second one.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:47 pm to Langland
Humping your wife’s leg at 6:30 in the morning and she doesn’t scream no.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:48 pm to Langland
Finally getting away from enough folks to remove your nutsack from your thigh.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:53 pm to HempHead
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Finally getting away from enough folks to remove your nutsack from your thigh.
I didn't know you were all sophisticated and stuff.
Posted on 7/9/20 at 11:54 pm to Langland
Sitting on the porch and drinking a beer right after you've gotten off the mower.
Post-mower beers are some of the best.
Post-mower beers are some of the best.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 12:21 am to LegendInMyMind
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drinking a beer right after you've gotten off the mower.
I’m sure your mower appreciates it even more. You should offer him a beer also.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 2:49 am to OysterPoBoy
That mower likes his lube job
Posted on 7/10/20 at 6:40 am to dontpeeinthepool
I like to take real long dumps while reading on my phone
Posted on 7/10/20 at 6:58 am to Langland
A good cup of coffee.
A good book.
Autumn evenings sitting on the front porch.
A good book.
Autumn evenings sitting on the front porch.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 7:47 am to TheFonz
Grabbing the weed eater knowing you restrung it the last time you cut.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:00 am to Langland
What no boogie nights quote yet.
I like simple pleasures, like butter in my arse, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.
I like simple pleasures, like butter in my arse, lollipops in my mouth. That's just me. That's just something that I enjoy.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:01 am to Langland
Am I the only one that doesn't know what a front fart is?
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:21 am to LegendInMyMind
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Sitting on the porch and drinking a beer right after you've gotten off the mower.
Post-mower beers are some of the best.
Those are nice. I've lately been putting the mower away, grabbing a beer out of the garage fridge, and heading straight to the shower. Shower beers are pretty damn great too.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:22 am to The Mick
quote:When you fart while sitting down, and it creates a bubble that escapes to the front.
Am I the only one that doesn't know what a front fart is?
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:29 am to Langland
A nice fat joint as I pedal through the marsh on my yak before sunrise
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:31 am to Jor Jor The Dinosaur
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When you fart while sitting down, and it creates a bubble that escapes to the front.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:32 am to hombreman9
quote:humping your side piece at 6:30am and she screams YES
Humping your wife’s leg at 6:30 in the morning and she doesn’t scream no.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:37 am to Langland
The smell of fresh baked bread.
Not having to set an alarm clock at night before laying down.
Watching your child excel at something.
Not having to set an alarm clock at night before laying down.
Watching your child excel at something.
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:38 am to TheDude
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Shower beers are pretty damn great too.
A must on any tailgate/game day morning.
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