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Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:44 am to
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18390 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:44 am to
A Brickhouse cigar and three fingers of Michters bourbon on a Friday night.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28525 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:44 am to
Fresh slice of tomato with salt and pepper.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30234 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:54 am to
quote:

Fresh slice of tomato with salt and pepper.


Yes, a homegrown tomato with salt and pepper just has a complete different taste than a regular store bought tomato w/ or without the S&P.

A tomato and avocado sandwich has become one of my favorite quick treats. Add Tuna and a bit of bleu cheese and balsamic and you have a full healthy meal.
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
17886 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:55 am to
Orgasms.
Posted by Tonio
Member since Dec 2019
1023 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 8:57 am to
quote:

right after you've gotten off the mower.


Trashy
Posted by ItalianIceMaker
Member since May 2020
199 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 9:05 am to
quote:

like to take real long dumps while reading on my phone

Replying while literally doing the same. Glorious!
Posted by Lesalli
Member since Apr 2013
715 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 9:12 am to
Taking a piss off the back deck
Posted by ItalianIceMaker
Member since May 2020
199 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 9:13 am to
Slowly peeling off sunburned skin as it begins to shed.

When the barber uses that small electric razor on the back of your neck at the end of a haircut.

Pulling out a decent size wet booger, clearing the nostril.

Walking out in the morning and feeling first brisk cool front of the fall.

Making that white stuff come out like a snake from a whitehead or blackhead
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26495 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 9:17 am to
When your favorite baseball team perfectly executes a hit-and-run: the runner on first takes off and the batter hits a routine groundball to the second baseman, except the second baseman isn’t there because he is covering the bag, and the runner takes third because of his big jump.

Love that shite.
Posted by Lou
Modesto, CA
Member since Aug 2005
8282 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 9:29 am to
quote:

When you fart while sitting down, and it creates a bubble that escapes to the front.
and that fluff of air tickles your balls. It's like your anus whispered a sweet nothing to your nutsack and made it giggle like a little schoolgirl.
Posted by FLTech
the A
Member since Sep 2017
12228 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 9:46 am to
I've been on there so long that my damn feet fall asleep
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53558 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 9:49 am to
quote:

drinking a beer right after you've gotten off the mower.

quote:

I'm sure your mower appreciates it even more. You should offer him a beer also.




I anticipated this reply, but left the comment just to see what would happen.
Posted by Dawgwithnoname
NE Louisiana
Member since Dec 2019
4278 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 9:52 am to
Sitting on the back porch, smoking an imported cigar, listening to Sunday in the South and the birds chirp while the sun goes down, and counting my blessings.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
18176 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 9:53 am to
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Am I the only one that doesn't know what a front fart is?


Think about the last time you farted in the tub. Bubbles go both ways.
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11306 posts
Posted on 7/10/20 at 10:05 am to
Cracking a beer, casting a line and knowing the only damn thing your gonna hear for the next few hours are birds and fish
This post was edited on 7/10/20 at 10:14 am
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