Shoot your shot OT! BR seeks poet laureate

Can't imagine anyone can beat fr33 at this even if he is goofy.

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The position is focused on celebrating Baton Rogue's "rich culture and diversity" through the work of a local poet. The selected poet will serve a one-year term and is expected to develop a community outreach project geared towards sharing poetry with non-traditional or under-served audiences.

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Well, they certainly hit all the buzzwords in 2 sentences. Might as well say "white folk need not apply".

Just identifying yourself as non-gender binary snd trans-racial

Dark and lonely on the summer night.
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking - Do he bite?
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason --
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L ...
My land - lord ...

dukkev needs to submit that Chris Benoit poem and he's a shoo-in.

Yeah, this is what Baton Rouge needs.

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Well, they certainly hit all the buzzwords in 2 sentences. Might as well say "white folk need not apply".

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Luckily I identify as a strong beautiful black woman who don’t need no man.

You can refer to me as Skuzztifah from now on, peckerwood.

That was pretty short.

Baton Rouge, Baton Rouge
To live there you need lots of booze

I just submitted Who Will Cry For The Little Corndog.