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Posted on 3/2/20 at 1:13 pm to dbeck
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I just submitted Who Will Cry For The Little Corndog.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 1:13 pm to Motorboat
Man. Thanks, but most of it is just cheap rhymes and bawdiness.
Of course, I’m sure who they end up picking isn’t going to be very good because they aren’t going to choose on Merit anyway.
This master wouldn’t even have a chance
Of course, I’m sure who they end up picking isn’t going to be very good because they aren’t going to choose on Merit anyway.
This master wouldn’t even have a chance
Posted on 3/2/20 at 1:16 pm to kingbob
Driving down Gardere on a warm summers day
when a few fellas from the culcha got in my way
Asked for some change, and out of my range, i gave them their share of my pay
but what came next you wouldn't believe,
they used me in a way just to deceive
they ripped open my door and threw me to the floor,
hopped in to my car and proceed to leave
when a few fellas from the culcha got in my way
Asked for some change, and out of my range, i gave them their share of my pay
but what came next you wouldn't believe,
they used me in a way just to deceive
they ripped open my door and threw me to the floor,
hopped in to my car and proceed to leave
This post was edited on 3/2/20 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 3/2/20 at 1:17 pm to upgrayedd
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The position is focused on celebrating Baton Rogue's "rich culture and diversity" through the work of a local poet. The selected poet will serve a one-year term and is expected to develop a community outreach project geared towards sharing poetry with non-traditional or under-served audiences.
quote:I suspect many nominees for the post will be accustomed to serving one year terms
The selected poet will serve a one-year term
Posted on 3/2/20 at 1:21 pm to Kafka
quote:
I suspect many nominees for the post will be accustomed to serving one year terms
It'll be shortened to 6 months for good behavior
Posted on 3/2/20 at 1:30 pm to BottomlandBrew
Posted on 3/2/20 at 1:36 pm to upgrayedd
quote:
The position is focused on celebrating Baton Rogue's "rich culture and diversity" through the work of a local poet. The selected poet will serve a one-year term and is expected to develop a community outreach project geared towards sharing poetry with non-traditional or under-served audiences.
Well, they certainly hit all the buzzwords in 2 sentences. Might as well say "white folk need not apply".
Institutional racism right there.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 1:53 pm to kingbob
Why the frick is this considered necessary?
Posted on 3/2/20 at 2:08 pm to fr33manator
I get no respect. No respect, I tell ya. I became my hometown's poet laureate, they promised to only charge me by the word.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 2:41 pm to kingbob
There once was a girl from St George...
Posted on 3/2/20 at 2:58 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Invictus
one of my favorites
Posted on 3/2/20 at 3:07 pm to kingbob
He thought it was a giant Bumble bee when it passed
But it was another Honda Civic that looked and smelled like arse
He saw it go by like a silver streak, even though the signs say "lane closed ahead"
We can't build that wall fast enough, his subconscious said
A few seconds later his day got better
When he heard the Honda hit an excavator
But it was another Honda Civic that looked and smelled like arse
He saw it go by like a silver streak, even though the signs say "lane closed ahead"
We can't build that wall fast enough, his subconscious said
A few seconds later his day got better
When he heard the Honda hit an excavator
Posted on 3/2/20 at 3:18 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:
There once was a girl from St George...
with a cooter as big as a gorge,
She brought home many men,
But they all would fall in,
Met their doom in her nethers engorged.
Posted on 3/2/20 at 3:22 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 3/2/20 at 3:57 pm to ChenierauTigre
Not many words rhyme with George. That was a little difficult
Posted on 3/2/20 at 4:00 pm to fr33manator
quote:And you used gorge twice -- once even w/the non rhyme "ed". Considering your reputation and past exploits, you should be deeply ashamed.
Not many words rhyme with George. That was a little difficult
Posted on 3/2/20 at 4:04 pm to Kafka
I considered forge, but gorge and engorged have 2 completely different meanings.
And the prefix and suffix, plus lack of other suitable rhymes, made it pass my prohibition on rhyming a word with the same word.
And the prefix and suffix, plus lack of other suitable rhymes, made it pass my prohibition on rhyming a word with the same word.
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