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re: Shook hands with someone at work today

Posted on 4/21/20 at 8:57 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76206 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 8:57 pm to
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Waydown South
Is where your hand metaphorically was on him.

Thanks for your service, Patient Zero sub One
This post was edited on 4/21/20 at 8:57 pm
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
21114 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 9:01 pm to
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quote:
You effectively touched his dick



I’m glad I’m not the only one that obsessed about this.


You're not, not by a far sight. I don't wanna shake anybody's frickin' hand anymore man. frick that shite. If there's one good thing that'll come out of this frickin china cough, it's that.

I know what these motherfrickers do with their fingers.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 9:07 pm to
I shook hands with my car mechanic today

I regretted it immediately after
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76206 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 9:14 pm to
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I shook hands with my car mechanic today
You broke down and he fixed your wagon good?
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6439 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 9:17 pm to
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42786 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 9:19 pm to
Good
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 9:36 pm to
I needed an inspection sticker so I had to get a wire that connects to my OBD repaired
Posted by Slim Chance
Member since Oct 2012
1627 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 9:42 pm to
I've fist bumped a couple baws but frick shaking hands. I'm kinda glad that fad is over. I don't have to worry anymore if the other person took a dump 5 minutes before and didn't wash their hands or if my handshake is firm and manly enough. Pretty hard to frick up a fist bump.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56224 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 9:43 pm to
Did he have any fecal matter on his hand?
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
61809 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 9:44 pm to
That’s nice. Maybe a truck or forklift will hit you
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8938 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 10:24 pm to
You've got about 14 days left. Live it up.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19853 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 11:43 pm to
I’m in sales and 3 people stuck their hand out today and I shook all three. It felt good to shake their hand.
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