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She's going to Penn State. Might major in accounting or economics

Posted on 5/12/17 at 6:04 am
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 5/12/17 at 6:04 am
Posted by baybeefeetz
Member since Sep 2009
32977 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 6:06 am to
I laughed
Posted by Good Times
Hill top in Tn
Member since Nov 2007
25059 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 6:08 am to
They can pretend that she's a young boy.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35970 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 6:08 am to
Is this like that English class bellringer where I pick out the sentence that doesn't belong?
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 6:09 am to
Nice to meet you, Netflix and chill?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138846 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 6:09 am to
Sounds like some dude went full retard and messed with girl's life
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33900 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 6:30 am to
Penn State? They're probably more interested if she has any younger brothers
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30463 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 7:19 am to
Surely she was hacked ha ha The middle sentence doesn't fit the rest of her description of herself
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6607 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 7:24 am to
And I guess we know who was supposed to show up for move in day at the dorm but actually enrolled at some local college and never appeared.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 7:27 am to
I showed this to my 8 year old daughter because I thought this was a level headed girl. Next time I'll read the whole thing. Thanks OT.
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6670 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 7:33 am to
Me too
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 7:34 am to
She has her priorities straight.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 7:35 am to
quote:

Surely she was hacked ha ha The middle sentence doesn't fit the rest of her description of herself


That's might astute of you there, pal. Care to share any more groundbreaking observations?
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 7:38 am to
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She has her priorities straight.


That's why my 12 year old son said.
Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11893 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 7:51 am to
I had a chuckle
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22019 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 7:54 am to
Don't mind a pounding in her a-hole - random comment just tossed (her salad) right in the narrative.
Posted by B_LSU90
Member since Apr 2017
108 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 7:58 am to
All I read was "blah bah blah, blah blah, pounding in asshhole, blah blah, message me"
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30463 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:19 am to
quote:

That's might astute of you there, pal. Care to share any more groundbreaking observations?


"That's might astute of you there" - funny your mom uses this same quote all the time when I'm nailing her.

"Care to share any more groundbreaking observations" - your mother's snatch is better than your sister's. But your sister did say I was better than you in the sack.
Posted by KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Member since Sep 2015
3848 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:50 am to
Sick burn
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 5/12/17 at 8:51 am to
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"Care to share any more groundbreaking observations" - your mother's snatch is better than your sister's. But your sister did say I was better than you in the sack.


I have two dads and I'm an only child. Joke's on you.
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