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"Shelter in Place" Sucks
Posted on 3/22/20 at 2:35 am
Posted on 3/22/20 at 2:35 am
Kids are already bored to death. Have to put up with the wife 24/7 unless her departments go to shite without her supervision. McConnell plan screws me out of 1k while Schumer's plan gives me 2k & our family 6k more. We've got plenty of needs to put most of that money back into the economy. Dishwasher...new TV...zero out our cards.
Gov Fatass has shutdown parks but think I think I found a loophole with the school's football field & track. Going with the better to ask forgiveness than permission if someone has a big crawl up their arse. Even then we're good friends with those in charge and they won't screw with pissing off my HOF wife nor risk losing our 2nd gen two sport very athletic kid (already itching to deliver him to my private HS.)
So what are y'all doing to cure your kid's boredom? 3 cases in the county so I'm not excited about doing a whole lot of anything interacting with people. My son's best friend has a mom who comes into contact with a lot of people. I'm one of the "compromised immunity" folks so my wife is being overprotective... coughed twice and she started asking if I was having troubles breathing. FML.
Gov Fatass has shutdown parks but think I think I found a loophole with the school's football field & track. Going with the better to ask forgiveness than permission if someone has a big crawl up their arse. Even then we're good friends with those in charge and they won't screw with pissing off my HOF wife nor risk losing our 2nd gen two sport very athletic kid (already itching to deliver him to my private HS.)
So what are y'all doing to cure your kid's boredom? 3 cases in the county so I'm not excited about doing a whole lot of anything interacting with people. My son's best friend has a mom who comes into contact with a lot of people. I'm one of the "compromised immunity" folks so my wife is being overprotective... coughed twice and she started asking if I was having troubles breathing. FML.
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Posted on 3/22/20 at 2:38 am to MSUDawg98
quote:Divorce her
Have to put up with the wife 24/7
Posted on 3/22/20 at 2:48 am to MSUDawg98
Nobody wants to hear your complaining, round eye.
Posted on 3/22/20 at 2:52 am to MSUDawg98
No one said you had to, pussy.
Posted on 3/22/20 at 2:56 am to castorinho
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Have to put up with the wife 24/7
Divorce her
Nah... Pretty solid in normalcy. Already had our first stress caused fight 2 days before SIP took over.
Posted on 3/22/20 at 4:24 am to MSUDawg98
I would bet my life you have a Facebook account.
Posted on 3/22/20 at 4:50 am to MSUDawg98
Can anyone translate this diatribe?
Posted on 3/22/20 at 4:53 am to MSUDawg98
Pics of wife then we’ll share all the secrets.
Full body shots, please.
Full body shots, please.
Posted on 3/22/20 at 4:58 am to MSUDawg98
How exactly are you getting screwed out of 1k?
Posted on 3/22/20 at 5:00 am to MSUDawg98
I feel sorry for your wife.
Posted on 3/22/20 at 5:04 am to MSUDawg98
You sound like a millennial.
Posted on 3/22/20 at 5:29 am to tigerbutt
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I would bet my life you have a Facebook account
And he posts memes about being and American and random patriotic quotes wrongly attributed to some manly celebrity.
Posted on 3/22/20 at 5:50 am to MSUDawg98
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I'm one of the "compromised immunity" folks
Nerd
Posted on 3/22/20 at 6:00 am to MSUDawg98
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I'm one of the "compromised immunity" folks so my wife is being overprotective...
Only because she's not sure if the probationary period for payouts has ended on the life insurance yet. No worries she'll likely quit caring soon and encourage you to go to shopping at WalMart.
Geez.... grow a pair.
Posted on 3/22/20 at 6:01 am to MSUDawg98
Poor you worried about your kids being bored while thousands of Americans fight for their lives facing permanent lung damage, and millions of Americans lose their job or income.
Posted on 3/22/20 at 6:02 am to cable
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Can anyone translate this diatribe?
We all gonna die some day.
Posted on 3/22/20 at 6:51 am to MSUDawg98
Are you the guy whose wife was a D1 track athlete? If so, how about some pics of dat a$$?
Posted on 3/22/20 at 6:59 am to MSUDawg98
How old are your kids? Lots of free content is being offered online for kids. Free online museum tours, free online workouts, etc. I know the zoo in Tucson set up cameras so you can watch the animals online. Make them do book reports for you for a new game or something they want to purchase online. Have them look up recipes online and cook dinner or lunch.
My kid is only two so we bought him an indoor trampoline to get his energy out. It's only day 2 of that and it was the best $60 I've ever spent. It's been gloomy here pretty much 95% of the time since this all started. Hoping the sun comes out soon.
My kid is only two so we bought him an indoor trampoline to get his energy out. It's only day 2 of that and it was the best $60 I've ever spent. It's been gloomy here pretty much 95% of the time since this all started. Hoping the sun comes out soon.
Posted on 3/22/20 at 6:59 am to MSUDawg98
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So what are y'all doing to cure your kid's boredom?
Being a good parent in general.
Reading books, playing games, building legos, building pillow forts, playing music, playing on the playgym outside, going for walks, taking a boat ride, going fishing, etc...
This post was edited on 3/22/20 at 7:01 am
Posted on 3/22/20 at 7:01 am to MSUDawg98
My Lord you are a gaping vagina.
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