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Sexually Transmitted Fungus Turns Cicadas Gay AND Horny

Posted on 4/11/24 at 1:18 am
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6467 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 1:18 am
I'm sure everyone knows about the cicada eruption we are due for this year, but things just got worse.
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Matthew Kasson, an associate professor of Mycology and Forest Pathology at West Virginia University, says both of these broods can be infected by a fungal pathogen called Massospora cicadina.

Once the cicadas emerge from the ground, they molt into adults, and within a week to 10 days, the fungus causes the backside of their abdomens open up. A chalky, white plug erupts out, taking over their bodies and making their genitals fall off.

"The cicada continues to participate in normal activities, like it would if it was healthy," Kasson told CBS News. "Like it tries to mate, it flies around, it walks on plants. Yet, a third of its body has been replaced by fungus. That's really kind of bizarre." 

Kasson said the reason the cicadas might be able to ignore the fungus is that it produces an amphetamine, which could give them stamina. 

"But there's also something else unusual about it," he said. "There's this hyper-sexualized behavior. So, males for example, they'll continue to try and mate with females — unsuccessfully, because again, their back end is a fungus. But they'll also pretend to be females to get males to come to them. And that doubles the number of cicadas that an infected individual comes in contact with."



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Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
6470 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 1:28 am to
So... Bug AIDS.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
131321 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 1:32 am to
Posted by Misnomer
Member since Apr 2020
3445 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 1:41 am to
I saw one of these crazy cicadas last night.

He was just a hollow shell of his former self.
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24580 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 2:03 am to
Picked a good year to stop fricking cicadas
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77974 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 2:24 am to
Alex Jones was right again.
Posted by Fat Harry
70115
Member since Mar 2005
2212 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 2:49 am to
Last of Us in real life
Posted by Gifman
by the mountains
Member since Jan 2021
9264 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 4:21 am to
Posted by Rip Torner
Member since Jul 2023
520 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 5:22 am to
I would like to have a word with the fungus that is causing this before I blame the cicada
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35609 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 5:40 am to
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Sexually Transmitted Fungus Turns...Gay AND Horny


Ah, good to know The Boat has an excuse
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9370 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 6:25 am to
Don’t frick the white arse cicadas. Copy.
Posted by Corinthians420
Iowa
Member since Jun 2022
6467 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 7:27 am to
I hope that gif is fast forwarded
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
6751 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 7:31 am to
Posted by MaxxPain2
Member since Oct 2021
695 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 8:59 am to
Aggie board
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113918 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 9:24 am to
Wait til they become trans.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90547 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 10:59 am to
quote:

fungus is that it produces an amphetamine,


I see an opportunity here. Can said fungus be collected and processed into a pill?
Posted by RobbBobb
Matt Flynn, BCS MVP
Member since Feb 2007
27895 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 11:18 am to
quote:

unsuccessfully, because again, their back end is a fungus. But they'll also pretend to be females to get males to come to them

So theyre not born gay. Just become gay after an STD

Good to know
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61146 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 11:26 am to
If they could harness this gay sex virus and infect the human population then climate change will be solved.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
53761 posts
Posted on 4/11/24 at 11:57 am to
There are lots of sexually transmitted fungi in the insect world.

I saw quite a few Asian lady beetles last year with their version:




The fungus is the little pale yellow spiky things. It is an STD that eventually kills the beetle. I've only seen it on the Asian lady beetles, which it prefers. That's not a bad deal, being that it can help take some of the pressure off of our native lady beetles that the imported Asian variety is putting on them.

This Spring I've noticed several flies with their version:



This fungus targets primarily the common house fly, but I've seen three different species with it in the last couple weeks, including a hover fly. It also eventually kills the fly. This fungus is being studied as a possible biological control for house flies.
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