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Sexual Orientation Signal Amongst Softballers

Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:46 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:46 pm
I was told today by a currently-enrolled college student that female collegiate softball players signal their heterosexuality by putting a ribbon or bow in their hair.

A cursory review of current NCAA Softballer persons would seem to confirm this suggestion.

Any related commentary that won't get this thread whacked?

(In before SqueezePlay It In Her Butt, etc...)



Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:47 pm to
I've known this since the 90s.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:48 pm to
I was told by a swinger that swingers use pineapples as a sign to other swingers, most notably upside down pineapples in their shopping cart at the grocery store or regular pineapples on their front porch/windows.

No clue if it is true, but I've looked for them ever since and never seen one. Not to be a swinger, but just for the people watching fun.
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:48 pm to
I've heard this before
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
60577 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:48 pm to
That was the case for years

actually it is probably less the case now than it was the last 10 years or so
Posted by teke184
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:49 pm to
Seems legit, though I wonder what the fake sunflower scrunchies mean for the UF players, which the entire team appears to wear... "Lick my a-hole"?
Posted by lsugrad35
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Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:50 pm to
BRB going find pics of Bailey Landry to check for bows...
Posted by High C
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:50 pm to
I've had this confirmed by many directly involved with college sports.
Posted by Smokezilla82
Member since Jan 2017
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:50 pm to
Ive heard this about a woman wearing an anklet too...Not sure how valid it is.
Posted by LaBR4
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:50 pm to
Some of them put the bow in their hair and still want to scissor.

I'm still calculating that %
This post was edited on 6/6/17 at 2:51 pm
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
52967 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:51 pm to
Some clown had a thread a year or two ago about how he didn't want his daughter playing softball due to lesbo tendencies and got skewered for it. I think people commented on the fashion distinctions between the munchers and non-munchers.
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

I was told today by a currently-enrolled college student that female collegiate softball players signal their heterosexuality by putting a ribbon or bow in their hair


I was told the same by a former player
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
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Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:51 pm to
Um...no. Maybe the girly girls are the only ones who want to wear a ribbon in their hair? The theory seems pretty goofy to me. Who, exactly, are they signaling? The lesbian SB players so they leave them alone in the showers....? Which, is not a problem to begin with....That is crazy.
Posted by ksayetiger
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

though I wonder what the fake sunflower scrunchies mean for the UF players, which the entire team appears to wear... "Lick my a-hole"?



I volunteer to test this theory.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

I was told by a swinger that swingers use pineapples as a sign to other swingers, most notably upside down pineapples in their shopping cart at the grocery store or regular pineapples on their front porch/windows.

No clue if it is true, but I've looked for them ever since and never seen one. Not to be a swinger, but just for the people watching fun.


Upon googling, I think it might be based in some truth.

Hilarious.

Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20051 posts
Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:52 pm to
I heard if they wear a glove they want my dong
Posted by LSUBoo
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:52 pm to
I was surprised recently to learn that not everyone knew this.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

I was told today by a currently-enrolled college student that female collegiate softball players signal their heterosexuality by putting a ribbon or bow in their hair.


That and you can spot the hormone therapy ones by the size of their Clitenis.
Posted by teke184
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:53 pm to
Seconded, with their blonde star pitcher in mind.
Posted by Janky
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Posted on 6/6/17 at 2:53 pm to
My college roommate was dating a softball pitcher. She used to walk around in a t-shirt and panties. She was fine as hell.
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