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re: Sex robots could destroy marriages as husbands get addicted, experts find (NSFW)

Posted on 1/28/19 at 7:59 am to
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 7:59 am to
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I can’t wait until we are able to toss those up on the checkout counter at Walmarks with some pork rinds and beer


I lol'd
Posted by UASports23
Basketball School
Member since Nov 2009
26511 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 8:07 am to
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I stumbled upon a video someone made of them pounding one of these things on Pornhub’s home page. Watched a bit out of curiousity. It was pathetic.


Dude was probably wearing socks and a fedora while banging
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26098 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:17 am to
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The problem with a sex robot is that they must be very hard to hide. I mean it's pretty easy to hide your average sex toy, but getting caught with one of these can be very embarrassing.


These are not for normal people, they are for the ones that cannot get any. We are talking about losers, who live alone and get excited to go on WOW raids. They probably can squish one of these into a closet when they get a rare guest visitor.

You are not going to find these in the homes of married men with children.
Posted by Balloon Huffer
Member since Sep 2010
3421 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:20 am to
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Nah fam. 1, 2.

Blonde > brunette (or is it black?) It is known.


downvoted simply for using the word fam.

WTF does that even mean? Family? doesn't make sense.

Posted by tigerband6971
hammond,la
Member since Sep 2018
127 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 10:22 am to
So with these,the OP INCEL from another thread could finally lose his virginity?
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 12:21 pm to
hmmm, sex on demand with no bitching or complaining, EVER

seems like that is a better deal, until you ask yourself, but then who gonna make the samiches?
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
8605 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 12:47 pm to
Best use I can think of is the fun you could have trolling people... imagine dragging it down the street by the hair cavemen style while continually mumbling loudly about where she belongs and I'm going to show just how to make a &$&÷>×; sammich!
This post was edited on 1/28/19 at 12:48 pm
Posted by BruslyTiger
Waiting on 420...
Member since Oct 2003
4804 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 12:49 pm to
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I stumbled upon a video someone made of them pounding one of these things on Pornhub’s home page. Watched a bit out of curiousity.
DO you regularly go to PornHub to watch dudes masturbate?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 12:50 pm to
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DO you regularly go to PornHub to watch dudes masturbate?


something wrong with that?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64638 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 12:53 pm to
If a real woman cannot beat out a lifeless robot covered in plastics and rubber, then she probably has more to worry about than just her SO not giving her attention.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17457 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 12:55 pm to
Looking at those two pictures, I have a few thoughts:

1. It is clear that men are the ones designing these bots because they look exactly like what turns us on. If women were designing them, they would look like meth addicted new york runway models or like the female writers at Huffington Post.
2. I never get tired of looking at tits. They can be real tits on a real girl, fake tits on a real girl or even fake tits on a fake girl. No difference.
3. WHERE IS THE REDHEAD???????
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42392 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 12:58 pm to
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Do you think these could transport easily in golf club travel cases?




If they make one that can also cook and clean, then I'm all in......
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 1:06 pm to
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As more and more lonely spouses turn to bots to fulfil their sexual desires
Save for a few outlier weirdo type dudes, iIf a doll can satisfy a husband better than the wife can, that wife may want to look in the mirror for the reasons why her marriage broke down.
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 3:26 pm to
This cracked the top 10 funniest topics in TV history....in the first page.

I'm sitting in Wendy's cackling like a schoolgirl. These responses are gold
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41802 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 3:34 pm to
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You are not going to find these in the homes of married men





(crosses bot off Father's Day list)
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 3:36 pm to
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You are not going to find these in the homes of married men


quote:

(crosses bot off Father's Day list)


ditto
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61691 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 3:39 pm to
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Who would get in a fight or kill someone over a fricking sexbot.


Dude. I ain’t sharing my sexbot. That would just be unsanitary
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 3:51 pm to
What if your fantasy is strangling during sex? You just buy more? I could have a travel ball team full of bots?
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37671 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 3:51 pm to
Another use occurred to me just now. You can now drive in the HOV lane

Posted by stampman
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
5257 posts
Posted on 1/28/19 at 4:03 pm to
just in.....company is being fined by the Democrats because a Transgender doll is not available!
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