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Sex at the World Cup: Some countries only let their players score *on* the field
Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:44 pm
Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:44 pm
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Some coaches are happy to talk about it, while others are only willing to only discuss scoring on the field. Using a combination of media reports, player and staff comments, revelations from wives and girlfriends and past experience, we have gotten a good gauge on what 19 of the 32 nations are up to when they’re not on your television screens.
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Nigeria’s Gernot Rohr ordered his team to steer clear of Russian women, which will presumably be a relief to one Russian politician, who asked her compatriots to refrain from sex with foreigners. However, Nigerian captain John Obi Mikel was exempted from Rohr’s restriction as he has a long-term Russian girlfriend and requested special permission.
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Here how 20 of the teams control their players’ night-time habits, or otherwise:
Germany – Sex is banned, along with alcohol and social media.
Nigeria – Wives and girlfriends allowed, but not Russian women – except for captain Mikel
Iceland – No sex ban, but long-term partners only.
Belgium – Partners invited to stay with team for two nights.
Panama – No sex during tournament.
Portugal – Rui Patricio’s sex therapist wife says “celibacy would be a mistake.”
England – Wives and girlfriends staying 30 minutes away from team. “Thank goodness for FaceTime,” says Jamie Vardy’s wife, Rebekah.
Uruguay – Sex was allowed during 2014 tournament.
Costa Rica – Rewarded with conjugal visits for making round of 16 in 2014.
South Korea – No meetings with loved ones until results improve.
Spain – Typically no ban on sex.
Brazil – Partners allowed at team base on certain days.
Argentina – Federation distributed controversial guide on how to pick up Russian women.
Mexico – Several players criticized for hosting a pre-event party with escorts.
Poland – Occasional contact with partners.
Denmark – Families and partners welcome.
Australia – Families welcome and even attended a training session.
Sweden – Wives and girlfriends stayed with team ahead of opening game.
Russia – Sex was banned in 2014, rumored to be more relaxed this time.
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Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:47 pm to Tigerbait357
U.S. not listed. All is fair game. 
Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:50 pm to Tigerbait357
Can we get the Argentina guide posted on the poli board?
Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:52 pm to Tigerbait357
Talk about some of those coaches are ball busting
Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:53 pm to Tigerbait357
Is that a faint c section scar?
I’d love to jerk it onto her stomach.
I’d love to jerk it onto her stomach.
Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:54 pm to tigerbutt
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U.S. not listed.
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World Cup

Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:55 pm to Tigerbait357
I mean I can understand not letting them have crazy sex parties right before a match, but it has been proven that sex like 4 hours or so before a big workout or anything helps boost performance. Let them bang some sloots.
This post was edited on 6/22/18 at 1:57 pm
Posted on 6/22/18 at 2:02 pm to Winston Cup
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Can we get the Argentina guide posted on the poli board?
Posted on 6/22/18 at 2:12 pm to Tigerbait357
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South Korea – No meetings with loved ones until results improve.
Are we sure that's not the North Korean policy?
Posted on 6/22/18 at 2:17 pm to Cap Crunch
South Korea's cracks me up
Posted on 6/22/18 at 2:24 pm to Tigerbait357
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Argentina – Federation distributed controversial guide on how to pick up Russian women
Easy. Go to a Russian Burger King.
Get impregnated by a World Cup star, win 3 million roubles plus free Whoppers for life
Posted on 6/22/18 at 2:25 pm to Tiger Prawn
Guy gets laid, woman gets a lifetime supply of whoppers
everyone wins
everyone wins
Posted on 6/22/18 at 3:15 pm to Tigerbait357
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England – Wives and girlfriends staying 30 minutes away from team. “Thank goodness for FaceTime,” says Jamie Vardy’s wife, Rebekah.
Anyone know how to hack into FaceTime?
Posted on 6/22/18 at 3:18 pm to tigerbutt
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U.S. not listed
Too busy trying to define what "sex" is thanks to Clinton's BJ escapades and the LBGTQRST community.
Posted on 6/22/18 at 3:19 pm to Tigerbait357
All countries.
Sex amongst teammates allowed.
Sex amongst teammates allowed.
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