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Sex at the World Cup: Some countries only let their players score *on* the field

Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:44 pm
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71185 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:44 pm



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Some coaches are happy to talk about it, while others are only willing to only discuss scoring on the field. Using a combination of media reports, player and staff comments, revelations from wives and girlfriends and past experience, we have gotten a good gauge on what 19 of the 32 nations are up to when they’re not on your television screens.


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Nigeria’s Gernot Rohr ordered his team to steer clear of Russian women, which will presumably be a relief to one Russian politician, who asked her compatriots to refrain from sex with foreigners. However, Nigerian captain John Obi Mikel was exempted from Rohr’s restriction as he has a long-term Russian girlfriend and requested special permission.



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Here how 20 of the teams control their players’ night-time habits, or otherwise:

Germany – Sex is banned, along with alcohol and social media.

Nigeria – Wives and girlfriends allowed, but not Russian women – except for captain Mikel

Iceland – No sex ban, but long-term partners only.

Belgium – Partners invited to stay with team for two nights.

Panama – No sex during tournament.

Portugal – Rui Patricio’s sex therapist wife says “celibacy would be a mistake.”

England – Wives and girlfriends staying 30 minutes away from team. “Thank goodness for FaceTime,” says Jamie Vardy’s wife, Rebekah.

Uruguay – Sex was allowed during 2014 tournament.

Costa Rica – Rewarded with conjugal visits for making round of 16 in 2014.

South Korea – No meetings with loved ones until results improve.

Spain – Typically no ban on sex.

Brazil – Partners allowed at team base on certain days.

Argentina – Federation distributed controversial guide on how to pick up Russian women.

Mexico – Several players criticized for hosting a pre-event party with escorts.

Poland – Occasional contact with partners.

Denmark – Families and partners welcome.

Australia – Families welcome and even attended a training session.

Sweden – Wives and girlfriends stayed with team ahead of opening game.

Russia – Sex was banned in 2014, rumored to be more relaxed this time.


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Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26445 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:47 pm to
U.S. not listed. All is fair game.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:50 pm to
Can we get the Argentina guide posted on the poli board?
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:52 pm to
Talk about some of those coaches are ball busting
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45541 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:53 pm to
Is that a faint c section scar?

I’d love to jerk it onto her stomach.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:54 pm to
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U.S. not listed.


quote:

World Cup


Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
41839 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 1:55 pm to
I mean I can understand not letting them have crazy sex parties right before a match, but it has been proven that sex like 4 hours or so before a big workout or anything helps boost performance. Let them bang some sloots.
This post was edited on 6/22/18 at 1:57 pm
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71185 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Can we get the Argentina guide posted on the poli board?



Posted by Cap Crunch
Fire Alleva
Member since Dec 2010
54189 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 2:12 pm to
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South Korea – No meetings with loved ones until results improve.

Are we sure that's not the North Korean policy?
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
40525 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 2:17 pm to
South Korea's cracks me up
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26335 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 2:24 pm to
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Argentina – Federation distributed controversial guide on how to pick up Russian women


Easy. Go to a Russian Burger King.

Get impregnated by a World Cup star, win 3 million roubles plus free Whoppers for life
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71185 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 2:25 pm to
Guy gets laid, woman gets a lifetime supply of whoppers

everyone wins
Posted by lake chuck fan
Vinton
Member since Aug 2011
24915 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 3:12 pm to
I don't care.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17460 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

England – Wives and girlfriends staying 30 minutes away from team. “Thank goodness for FaceTime,” says Jamie Vardy’s wife, Rebekah.


Anyone know how to hack into FaceTime?
Posted by randybobandy
NOLA
Member since Mar 2015
2195 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 3:18 pm to
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U.S. not listed


Too busy trying to define what "sex" is thanks to Clinton's BJ escapades and the LBGTQRST community.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23350 posts
Posted on 6/22/18 at 3:19 pm to
All countries.


Sex amongst teammates allowed.
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