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re: Sex addiction is no joke: ‘Five times a day wasn’t enough’ - Possibly NSFW

Posted on 5/4/18 at 8:55 am to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 8:55 am to
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Did the article say she was having sex with people other than her husband? Because there's another term for that.

Yep but we usually use that term on the PB.

Too much of a good thing isn't always great. Briefs well but sucks in reality.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40383 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 8:56 am to
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26128 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 9:03 am to
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Nah, that's a normal male.

That's an absurd number and undoable without pharmaceutical help.



There is a peptide for that.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61340 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 9:05 am to
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Did the article say she was having sex with people other than her husband?


Did I not put a question mark or a conjunction?
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 9:09 am to
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The mother-of-three from the north of England



And I though my mother was embarrassing.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 9:22 am to
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That is exhausting and I'm not sure my gun even has that much ammo.
I dated a sex addict when I was younger. It was very exhausting. She had a trust fund and didn't work, so she just wanted to frick all damn day long. Any less than 5-8 times a day, and she was flicking her bean or jamming a vibrator in there. It started negatively affecting my school and work, so after maybe 6 months, I decided to break it off. Even young me couldn't handle that much. It wasn't even enjoyable half of the time.

It's cool in theory, but not so much fun in reality.


Eta: But God damn if she couldn't ride a dick. It was the things dreams are made of
This post was edited on 5/4/18 at 9:25 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
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Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 9:28 am to
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I dated a sex addict when I was younger. It was very exhausting. She had a trust fund and didn't work, so she just wanted to frick all damn day long. Any less than 5-8 times a day, and she was flicking her bean or jamming a vibrator in there. It started negatively affecting my school and work, so after maybe 6 months, I decided to break it off. Even young me couldn't handle that much. It wasn't even enjoyable half of the time. It's cool in theory, but not so much fun in reality. Eta: But God damn if she couldn't ride a dick. It was the things dreams are made of

One of those be careful what you wish for scenarios.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 9:39 am to
She’s nowhere near hot enough to have sex with 5 times a day after three kids.

But yeah I’d give her a go.
This post was edited on 5/4/18 at 9:40 am
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
72196 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 9:40 am to
Put NSFW in your title please, thanks.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25829 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 9:44 am to


Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 9:53 am to
She was bipolar. I decided to break up with her on a Saturday because of the sex thing, but she stabbed me in the leg with some darts that Friday, so it made it easy
Posted by FishinTygah84
LA
Member since Dec 2013
2036 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 10:02 am to
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You married baws are so lucky. Every time I see the unfolded pile of clothes in my laundry room I wish I had a wife


bruh i hate to ruin your expectation of what a wife does, but....
Posted by Cali-to-Death Valley
SF Bay Area
Member since Dec 2004
800 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 10:05 am to
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When we were trying to get pregnant

I remember those days. Having to do it 3 times a day, when her temp was right when the moon was full when the wind blew out of the east......After a while, for me, it was like trying to stick a marshmallow in a piggy bank.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76173 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 10:07 am to
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I dated a sex addict when I was younger. It was very exhausting. ....she just wanted to frick all damn day long.
quote:

I decided to break it off.


So you're now a eunuch?
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3383 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 10:07 am to
quote:

I dated a sex addict when I was younger. It was very exhausting. She had a trust fund and didn't work, so she just wanted to frick all damn day long. Any less than 5-8 times a day, and she was flicking her bean or jamming a vibrator in there. It started negatively affecting my school and work, so after maybe 6 months, I decided to break it off. Even young me couldn't handle that much. It wasn't even enjoyable half of the time.

It's cool in theory, but not so much fun in reality.


Eta: But God damn if she couldn't ride a dick. It was the things dreams are made of


I kept waiting for "but then her planning period was over and she had an Algebra III class coming in, so wed have to stop!"
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 10:08 am to
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After a while, for me, it was like trying to stick a marshmallow in a piggy bank.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69717 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 10:23 am to


Pics of the woman. IWHI 5 times a day
Posted by Flashback
reading the chicken bones
Member since Apr 2008
8479 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 10:26 am to
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And over here, my wife thinks five times in a five month period is too much.



She said u creeped her out when you're naked.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
92362 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 10:27 am to
I'm dating someone who I'd probably say has a sex addiction.

She checks all the broken family and daddy issue boxes. We have sex 2 to 3 times each day. shite is stressful at times.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 5/4/18 at 10:37 am to
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I'm dating someone who I'd probably say has a sex addiction. She checks all the broken family and daddy issue boxes. We have sex 2 to 3 times each day. shite is stressful at times.
It gets old pretty quick. I went from my ex-wife, we had sex on the installment plan to my wife now who wants to everyday. Big adjustment.
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