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re: Severely overweight people on airplanes….

Posted on 10/19/26 at 10:57 am to
Posted by redstick13
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Member since Feb 2007
41648 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 10:57 am to
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Weight is fuel.


Just think how efficient airlines could be if they used fat people as fuel.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
109871 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 10:59 am to
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Charge by the pound. Put your self and your shite on a scale in the tsa line.


That still doesn't solve the issue of them spilling over into someone else's seat.

Make them buy both seats in a two seat row if they are over a certain weight. It's a simple solution.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
73331 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 10:59 am to
Yep, that too.

Im good with all that.
Posted by NimbleCat
Member since Jan 2007
9028 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:01 am to
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Especially if it gets to the situation where they can't seatbelt into a single seat.


That’s when the seat belt extender is linked up to the existing seatbelt for 18” of obesity expansion.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
109871 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:01 am to
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Yep, that too.

Im good with all that.


And honestly, the bigger people I've known that regularly fly would be ok with that.

But airlines need to honor it. And I'm talking about when some Karen that didn't book her seats with her kids together try to pull the "I need that seat so I can sit with my kid" bullshite.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86998 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:02 am to
Just make them pay for extra space

as a tall person, they make me pay extra for more leg room

how do they not have wider seating options for the fats?

oh, right, that would probably remove a seat or 2 and that would take away profits and we can never allow that
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
15327 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:05 am to
Would you rather fly sandwiched between two fatties, or two Indian people?
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
13312 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:09 am to
I can't believe how many people have animals on planes now. The seeing eye dogs I have no problem with, but the emo Dems who bring their cats in the cabin are absurd.
Posted by oldskule
Down South
Member since Mar 2016
26611 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:12 am to
I have complained twice and they gave me some free miles, no refunds!
They need to start measuring people’s width!…or make bigger seats!
Posted by oldskule
Down South
Member since Mar 2016
26611 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:16 am to
My neighbor here on this flight is oozing, big time!
Arms and thighs are pressing against me!!!’
This is awful!
I’m going to sit in the bathroom for the next hour, seriously!
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20652 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:18 am to
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That’s when the seat belt extender is linked up to the existing seatbelt


I saw one so big that she was sitting in two seats and they had the seatbelt extender running across both seats using the female and male belts from the two different seats. That's what I was talking about, some of these folks are so big that their arse covers the seatbelt receiver between the seats.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
56852 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:18 am to
Nope the amount of germs in an airplane bathroom freaks me out more than the amount of germs in the cabin or from elbow/knee touching a fattie
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
22042 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:19 am to
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Charge by the pound. Put your self and your shite on a scale in the tsa line.


Have a 75inch tv and industrial scale. Weight everyone in when they arrive. The weight will broadcast on the tv.

You’ll see less people traveling or losing weight.
Posted by oldskule
Down South
Member since Mar 2016
26611 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:27 am to
Can you imagine the outcry from the heavy community….”discrimination” against obese people!

The only real solution is charge them for 2 seats,…and problem solved….but how do you do this prior to the flight?

It must be addressed, and my back is killing me!
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
47143 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:28 am to
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did one of those helicopter tours in Hawaii. Because helicopters are ultrasensitive to weight balance they made EVERYONE step on a digital scale first to determine (a) whether they were too fat to fly and (b) where they would assign them to sit based on weight distribution.

It was comical waiting at the helipad and watching all of the women react to being told they had to step on a scale. They all pitched a fit. These weren't even fat women - just normal bodied, could stand to lose a few pounds middle aged women. Being told they had to step on a scale was horrifying to them. And only the gate agent could see what the scale read, none of the other passengers could see their precious weight total. At least one of them refused and canceled her trip.


I had a similar experience in Belize. Had to get on a puddle jumper down to Dangriga. They weighed all of us and our luggage. One American hippo got told she'd have to wait for the next flight with less people. She made a scene. It was some quality entertainment.
Posted by SparkyWilson
Member since May 2026
565 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:28 am to
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I have to imagine at some point, if the person just can't fit in one seat, that they kick them off the plane.

Especially if it gets to the situation where they can't seatbelt into a single seat.


I can only imagine the melt that comes with that.

Posted by oldskule
Down South
Member since Mar 2016
26611 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:31 am to
Must not be too fresh….people are wanting to comment!
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2813 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:34 am to
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make bigger seats!


winner winner. This is why I fly first class.

Make all the seats the same size and charge accordingly. Its (ridiculously expensive, like most things currently) but worth it IMO.
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
1010 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:40 am to
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Would you rather fly sandwiched between two fatties, or two Indian people?


Depends how sweaty the fatties are and hopefully the Indians aren't loaded up with curry. Either scenario is a losing one.
This post was edited on 10/19/26 at 11:48 am
Posted by Rouxdee
Member since Nov 2021
994 posts
Posted on 10/19/26 at 11:43 am to
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spent the whole flight leaning forward because there was no room for my shoulders to fit sitting back

Good God. This sounds like hell
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