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re: Seeking explanation - able-bodied in sit n’ scoots at Wal-Mart

Posted on 4/18/25 at 4:52 pm to
Posted by RohanGonzales
Member since Apr 2024
4552 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 4:52 pm to
quote:

but I get the gout, baw!


I never used it as an excuse to ride but the first time I got gout I made the doc x-ray my foot because I thought I broke something in a softball game that weekend.

If you ever get it like that you will want to saw your foot off. Fortunately my last bad bout was 20 years ago at least.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
60601 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

Order online, get it delivered to your house and avoid seeing the clowns.


This or just do a pick up. I pretty much refuse to go into a Walmart.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23345 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 4:59 pm to
This shite grinds my gears.

I got behind 3 a while back in line, two fats and a 10-12 yr old.

Once they paid all 3 got up and walked out leaving the rascals sitting in the isle.

And yes I made a rude remark
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
14960 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 5:03 pm to
It’s called handi-fat. We’ve all seen it.
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
2432 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 5:06 pm to
I had a friend in his late 70s that had the handicap parking permit and he sure didn't need it, guy was in great shape. I asked him why he used it and he said because his doctor approved it.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
18429 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 6:27 pm to
I’ve heard the scooters in Las Vegas are often just young, drunks who don’t want to walk.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
144345 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 6:35 pm to
quote:

Because invisible handicaps are more fun than visible ones.
only invisible until you read their post history
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
35226 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 7:02 pm to
You didnt say shite..
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
28316 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 7:14 pm to
JFC man, that was just El Gaucho's cousin picking up his fentanyl patch and Lortab prescriptions for his fibromyalgia. You have no idea how debilitating the pain can be when he runs out.
Posted by TigerSooner
Member since Nov 2023
2979 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 7:48 pm to
My experience in Lake Charles has been that it's only a certain demographic that does. One guess who it is.

P.S. Facts aren't racist.
This post was edited on 4/18/25 at 7:50 pm
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
23345 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

You didnt say sh


You can bet your arse I did.

I said “Hey you forgot your scooters”.

Of course the Obama’s and the employees just looked at me like I’m the a-hole
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
8012 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 8:04 pm to
i call it, the motorized wheelbarrow...
Posted by ImaObserver
Member since Aug 2019
2414 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 8:05 pm to
quote:

Can someone here provide any insight as to why these dickless pieces of shite might decide to cruise around in motorized scooters?


I think that we all know the answer, but in reading the responses I am surprised at the number of self entitled a-holes that appear to show themselves in their comments. I find myself wanting to presume that their responses are intended in jest and that their responses are not truly indicative of their character, or lack thereof.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
117267 posts
Posted on 4/18/25 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

Can someone here provide any insight as to why these dickless pieces of shite might decide to cruise around in motorized scooters?


Most people are lazy.

Example: People will ride around a parking lot for 15 mins to get a parking spot as close as possible to the store entrance. I don't understand it, but there are people who find all the loop holes to get whatever they need to justify them being lazy jackasses. But what can you do about?

I do wonder.. What do these people do if they go to the store and there are no motorized scooters available? Do they leave and come back? Do they wait?
Posted by HattiesburgTiger5439
Hattiesburg ms
Member since Sep 2023
664 posts
Posted on 4/19/25 at 4:53 am to
This agitated the frick out of me as well. If your not old or in need of the things stay the frick off of them. Ive seen several disabled people looking for them and not having any available bc of this very reason. Fat asses and kids are the worst
Posted by Hoops
LA
Member since Jan 2013
7267 posts
Posted on 4/19/25 at 6:54 am to
quote:

Sometimes I get gout attacks which makes it insanely difficult to walk or even put on a shoe. Why does it fricking matter to you why someone might need to use it?


What does gout have to do with 5 12 packs of Pepsi and all those cookies you fat shite
Posted by Eurocat
Member since Apr 2004
15776 posts
Posted on 4/19/25 at 7:33 am to
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I’ve encountered this more and more over the last few years when stopping off at Wal-Mart for something. Can someone here provide any insight as to why these dickless pieces of shite might decide to cruise around in motorized scooters?


Sciatica, recent surgery, hip/knee replacement, bad arthritis, psoriatic arthritis are several reasons that - from a quick glance - a person might look fine but only due to pain medications and occasional assitance is he or she able to get around.

Trust me, you don't want bad arthritis - ever.
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
14789 posts
Posted on 4/19/25 at 7:39 am to
quote:

When my daughter was about 3 years old we jumped on one and just rode around the store. She loved it. Some of the employees gave us the stink eye but no one had the balls to tell us to stop.


This didn’t happen
Posted by redneck hippie
Stillwater
Member since Dec 2008
5983 posts
Posted on 4/19/25 at 8:24 am to
quote:

This didn’t happen


Is it really that outrageous of a story?
I guarantee no one will say shite to you if you start riding on one of those scooters. It’s not against any rules.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
24709 posts
Posted on 4/19/25 at 8:25 am to
quote:

I’ve encountered this more and more over the last few years when stopping off at Wal-Mart for something. Can someone here provide any insight as to why these dickless pieces of shite might decide to cruise around in motorized scooters?


If you weren’t such a nutless pussy you’d ask them.
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