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re: Sea otter is asshoe

Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:18 pm to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
298087 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:18 pm to
Yeah, I think the natives wonder why white people wanted to repopulate the area with sea otters. They will take on a raft of them with an AR 15.
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
3861 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:42 pm to
I would be concerned that the otter was trying to get away from a shark.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
34849 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:44 pm to
We need to remember we’re guests in the ocean? Ok but I don’t bite my guests (unless they request it) and steal their shite when they visit.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60705 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 7:54 pm to
I had no idea how large sea otters are….lots bigger than fresh water otters!


Regardless, I don’t see the need to call out an entire water rescue team…
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104454 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 8:15 pm to
It's not every day you get to rescue a cute surfer girl.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120382 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 8:23 pm to
Otters are some bitches. Some older guy I know lives in a rural area and has maybe 5 or 6 other houses around him and they have a huge pond that is sort of a community pond between all of them. This was a few years ago, but he was telling me that a family of otters overtook the pond for like two days and the only thing they left behind were fish bones. They had to restock the pond (they fish out of it. Not any big time fishing its more like "when the grandkids com over" type fishing).

But he said they are like a rain storm, they are gone as quick as they come in and clean things up..
Posted by Cycledude
Member since Jul 2018
2141 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 8:35 pm to
I wonder how sea otter tastes? Maybe they should start hunting them to keep their population under control. Otter sausage, Otter Gumbo, Ottor nuggets, etc.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37185 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 8:58 pm to
quote:

I had no idea how large sea otters are….lots bigger than fresh water otters!



The Amazonian River Otter objects to your statement. Those things are bad arse and get close to six feet long.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
7587 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 9:02 pm to
Otters and seals are my favorite wild animals.

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120382 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 9:06 pm to
That's what I asked.. Why didn't they shoot them sons a bitches.
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
117893 posts
Posted on 10/23/25 at 9:30 pm to
Marine mammals are water demons. The giant river otters in the Amazon are the number one offenders. They’ve actually killed people and routinely stand up to jaguars and eat caimans and anacondas like they’re fricking snacks.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49830 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 4:21 am to
Those mfers look cute but they will bite the frick out of you.
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
36071 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 6:17 am to
Otter says, " if you ain't on it and I find it, dude, it's mine.....sucks to be you, dude."
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2723 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 7:26 am to
First, make a roux.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
28046 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 7:44 am to
Woman attacked by ‘vicious’ otter: ‘I did not think I was going to make it out of that river’

Royce’s face, arms, ears, hands, legs and ankle were all bit by the otter as it attacked for about five minutes. When Royce attempted to kick the otter off her friends, it continued to attack her elsewhere on her body.

Link: LINK

Meateater : LINK
Posted by AUTimbo
Member since Sep 2011
3234 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 8:16 am to
quote:

I think what would scare the shite out of me would be why the otter wants out of the water so badly..


THIS is the correct take on her predicament
Posted by TopWaterTiger
Lake Charles, LA
Member since May 2006
12031 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 10:26 am to
quote:

I think what would scare the shite out of me would be why the otter wants out of the water so badly..


THIS is the correct take on her predicament


That MF saw that big great white lurking and said peace out. I'll get this dumb human off her board.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4034 posts
Posted on 10/24/25 at 12:01 pm to
If a sea otter hops on a boardand refuses to get off, that's probably a pretty good sign that there is a big predator close. I would get the frick out of the water.
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